SZCZESNY'S NEW LONG TERM DEAL, BENDTNER'S NEW MADNESS AND IHEANACHO

Ok, i am so sorry for not blogging yesterday, i went to a cousin's wedding and because i am a novice in blogging, i don't seems to get to know what i am into until now, yeah, now i know. Its been a while i tasted fried rice and i loved the one i tasted at the wedding, except for a boy, wearing a Chelsea jersey that refused to give me water and i am not surprised .

Okay, let me go into the biggest news of the day, our number one goalkeeper, Polish Wojciech Szczesny has signed a new long-term deal with us. When they say long term, i am thinking maybe the goalkeeper has signed a deal till he clocks 50 and by then, Chelsea will be begging us to accept their $60m to sign him. His previous deal was to expire in 2015 and he has been with us since 2006 having signed from Legia Warsaw in his homeland

Szczesny has been in fine form this season

The dude seems so happy to have signed too, he knows its an opportunity to keep benching Fabianski both for us and the Polish national team, come to think of it, i hope one day Fabianski wont come into the training ground with a ninja sword to take out Szczesny .... to be fair, i think Fabianski is also good and deserves to be playing regularly, maybe a loan will do but if he goes on loan, who will deputize Woljiech? Oh, we got that dude from Fiorentina, and we are also out of the Carling Cup so what will Fabianski be doing? maybe washing the team's pants

"I am very pleased to have signed a new contract, Arsenal is like my family and i am so happy to be committing my long-term future here. i have been at this club for over seven years now and i'd just like to take the opportunity to thank everyone for their support towards me during my time here. I am so proud to be an Arsenal player and i am looking forward to helping our club towards success in the years to come"

Now, that is the the spirit, he said OUR CLUB and he is proud to be an Arsenal player which brings me to the case of Nicky Bender the Rod Bender, seriously, if Nicklas wanna go into acting, I'll personally pay for the directors, how could he say that? he has given himself January deadline and he will hopefully join teams like Accrington Stanley, Portsmouth, Hereford City or even Enugu Rangers in Nigeria here because he is not qualified to play for my darling Enyimba FC. 

The Danish actor is just getting bigger on the bench, oponu oshi

 "I want to get away from Arsenal. Whether it is in the winter, we will have to wait and see. I will make my decision depending on where the greatest sporting challenge lies. Finances, in this context, mean very little to me. I've been playing football since i was four years old and back then it was for the love of the sport. It is for the love of the sport that ii play today as well"

I am sure if Tommy is reading this, he will be making fun of me because i use to love Bendtner like kilode, i love'd' his swag, his lifestyle generally and on the pitch, his aerial ability and his superb strike against Sp*rs then, what a header OMG! but now, i just wanna seal his dirty mouth. 

And i so much respect the gooners faithfuls because this Hollywood bound dude still get the cheers anytime he comes unto the pitch despite all the talks, he knows he cant cope with the present status of Arsenal, we are the table toppers mehn .. We deserve quality player not a player that should be playing for Cardiff or Columbus Crew ....

Ok, in my last post i was rooting for France to win the world cup qualifiers play-off against Ukraine simply because of the large contingent of gooners in the team, off and on the pitch, but they lost just because NAS-SH*T played, and Kolscieny should be laid in the dressing room floor and be given 6 good lashes of koboko for giving away a penalty and also got sent off. But why was Sagna benched for a player like Debuchy? Thats why experience matters, that coach must be a Chelsea fan, so lousy ... mshewww and knows nothing, he deliberately wanted to embarrass the boy to get his revenge against Newcastle

I just posted a parcel containing bread and akara and its goint straight to Germany, its for Joachim Loew or Leow or Low? The Germany coach had decided to rest Ozil for the upcoming friendly against England, he must have read my last post though, we need that energy more than anything, i understand Wales coach also rested Rambo too. Cool

Finally, i have been trying to get to know the real agent of Kelechi Iheanacho, the newly crowned world best U17 player in the world, the agent should not sell the poor boy to Chelsea o, considering the fact that Mourinho is still the coach and i don't think we need another DM now because thats what Mou will turn the player to just the way he did to Obi Mikel, we all know his style suits Arsenal *smiles* so, Wenger get your cheque book and sign this dude mehn ... 

Iheanacho won the tournament's Golden ball and golden boot

I understands our scouts have looked closely at him and i hope something will come out of it, i will cry if he goes to any rival team o! especially Man U or Chelsea, mehn ...

In other news, Santiago Cazorla was on target as Spain defeated Equitorial Guinea 2-1 in a friendly and will be heading to South Africa to play the home team, those South Africans can believe sha!

As i go today, i have to congratulate The Super Eagles of Nigeria for qualifying for the World Cup, its not been easy. Congrats, Have a gunnerous Sunday dudes.

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MAIDEN POST, RECORDS NEVER LIE AND WE STILL ON TOP

Yo fellow Gunners? How y'all doing? Yeah, its the maiden post of what i promise to be fun, fun and fun as we progress talking about our beloved Arsenal and of course talk sh*t about other clubs! Yeah, i mean sh*t, and oh by the way, i got this record from one of those British historians, Arsenal NEVER went on relegation, and that's something other clubs gotta live with, they have agidi and i am sure they will still find a way of defending their teams.

Man U relegated 4 times, Man City 5 times, Chelsea 5 times and Liverpool once. 

Okay, so its the international break and really, i would have loved if there was none for now but i understand the world cup is close and teams gotta qualify and of course Arsenal gotta have the largest number of players represented (hopefully) so tonight i am gonna be supporting France against Ukraine, large contingent of Gunners there, Olivier Omo baba Giroud, Chief Laurent Koscielny, Broz Bacary Sagna and don't lets forget that our gaffer, Monsieur Arsene Wenger is French, hopefully, Karim Benzema should be joining by January.

If i look at some sh*tty players in that team though, arghhhhhhhhh!!!!! I so freaking hate that rude boy Samir Nasri and even Gael Clichy, well Clichy is and will remain a bench warmer for the proud (very proud) Patrice Evra, dont like the two dudes sha, but France should qualify and two weeks before the World Cup, lets hope to hear a news like this 

"In a related development, there has been reports of a robbery in Pakingville Avenue in Paris France. The six robbers have been arrested and they also mention three of their gangmembers who escaped that night, namely Samir Nasri, Gael Clichy and Patrice Evra. These three have been ordered to be arrested and will be in police custody for the next three weeks thus missing the world cup" heheheheheheeee

Okay, so to the premiership where Arsenal still sit  top of the table fine, we lost narrowly to Woman, sorry, Manchester United, but we still stay 5 points ahead of them and there he is looking at us on top, we put up a good fight in that match no doubt, i just dont lik ethe fact that FanPasting was the goal scorer, argh, it pained me, i would have preffred we lost 5-0 without him scoring than him scoring the only goal of the match, well, he can take the ball home and keep it in his wardrobe. If we had Walcott in that game, we would ahve won, i am not giving excuse for the loss but come on, a good striker would have scored that miss by my former favorite, Nicklas Bendtner, just a tip of his leg!!! my 69.9 year old dad would have poked that ball inside the net! That guy should just go to the hollywood. Phuck it! 

So, we have lost Mathieu Flamini to suspension due to the yellow card received at Old Trafford against the Purple devils, red? whatever joor ... meaning, Wilshere is likely to start the game against Southampton, i fancy the boy though, the game changed when he came in against Man U, he plays so much like a typical English dude, reminds me of Paul Gascoigne, well, i wasn't able to watch Gazza's games cos i was so young then but the way people talk about him, i know he was an outstanding footballer and i like his spirit. Jack was talking to arsenal.com about the need to keep the team spirit going

“It [our team spirit] is massive,” he told Arsenal.com. “We've been out a few times. We didn't do it for a couple of years but over the last six months we go out for team dinners and we meet up outside of football, which is good for the team.

“Sometimes you just want to get away from football, you want to sit down and talk about life, your family and things like that. We've been doing that this season and it's really showing on the pitch. 

“We've done really well this season and towards the end of last season; I think the team spirit plays a massive part in that.”

I strongly agree with him, we need that spirit mehn. Okay, Wilshere should be in the England team to face Germany tonight and hopefully he wont have to punch Ozil in the face, yeah! Wilshere can do a kung fu on the pitch and break the jaw of Andrea Shurlie or whats his name, that Albino Chelsea winger, do this for us Jack!

Okay, its my maiden write up, i need to rest now, tomorrow is another day, make sure you bookmark this page as well and tell your friends, we are here for fun, have a gunnerous day. COYG

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