Monday, 18 November 2013

GNARBY'S VOODOO AND GIROUD'S BODY IS MAJIDUN-BOUND

Ok, top of the morning to you all. Wedding over, i got someone asking who gave me the cap i was wearing during the wedding, hmmm, thats what you get when you are not used to native attires. 

Yaaga, there was a time a Didier Drogba was in top form for Chelsick, i think he was injured and was given a break back to the Ivory Coast, when this dude returned, he started scoring like what tha heck! not just scoring but he was so hot that he couldn't just stop scoring, i wasn't bothered but always praying he gets injured whenever they wanna play Arsenal but hell no! thats when he'll be flexing his muscle and shoving off players like Djorou and swiss boy now playing for Fulham, whats his name self? whatever, even Gallas couldn't stop him, gosh i hate Drogba then.

As someone very inquisitive, i decided to know the secret and was told by Chelsick fans that he actually went to Ivory Coast to get some "voodoo", ok we call it juju in Africa and thats why he was so hot that time. But seriously, he is a true African Legend, he was just not able to play for the World's best team in @Arsenal. Forget the fact that we have not won trophies, we decided to take a break and we are back this season! Yeah COYG!


Arghhhh ... Gnarby this is your work!!! i had a dream about this!!! If i catch U!!!!


Hahaha! Stupid boy, U wanna keep benching me? Thank U juju man!!! 


Ok, the reason i started with that is because of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain's injury set back, he was meant to have returned to injury but the worm and the cockroaches in his knee refused to make up and decided to continue their fight, and they say, when two 'elephants fight, the grass will suffer', so lets hope they stop fighting so Chambo could return to the playing pitch. But guess who i am suspecting to be behind the injury? Hmmm ... well, do you know that Serge Gnarby is an Ivorian? Yes, he opted for Germany but he is originally from Ivory Coast and he is surely gonna be visiting 'home' once in a while, and who says the Juju man can't command the cockroaches and the worms to keep fighting? 

So, remember i spoke about Bendtner yesterday, so the dude is actually dreaming of playing for either Real Madrid or BarKalona?????? How could some people be dreaming of shaking God? Thats all i have to say on that because his dream is just like Cheksick fans dreaming of winning the EPL in the next 5 years!!! *tongue out*

Ok, so the papers have been talking about the likely players coming in by January and surely its all about a striker, thats what we need right now, i feel we are covered everywhere except the striking department as we have just Giroud, Bendtner is just an entertainer, Sanogo is another Ivorian and Park is in charge of the Car Park at the Emirates and Chuba Akpom, not ready yet.

Just like the vampire that we were strongly linked with before deciding to stay back with the team that walks alone, we have been linked HEAVILY with Alexandre Pato and Edin Dzeko again. Both players are good but if you ask me, i'll prefer Pato, he hasn't played the Champions League and can be registered by January, aside that, i just like the guy, Dzeko will be a worthy recruitment too but you know how Man City spoil players with money? Can Economist Wenger do that? That baba ijebu? Lets wait and see. I would love Benteke too, he has been linked with us as well, maybe he'll be handsome if he joins us.


I'm so flying to the Emirates, i can't imagine myself playing for that Totten*sh*t 



France, we all know almost Arsenal FC with a large number of Gooners there, Wenger, Giroud, Sagna, Koseyin, Flamini, Sanogo, the 'dead' Diaby and many more in the academy ... i predicted a win for them against Ukraine but they lost and Giroud had said he will die on the pitch and that is why i want Wenger to quickly make a move, because we will not miss him. 
" We are ready to die on the field to get there. We want to show the French people and to ourselves that we are proud to represent France. We want to make proud all the people who love us and support us. I am offended [with the first-leg display]. I want to redeem myself. Like all my team-mates, I guess. They will give us exactly the same treatment on Tuesday. We won't be surprised. They are going to hit us hard. We want to do better, to make history. It is a matter of pride. We'll do it, I firmly believe. Today, I still can't grasp the idea of France not going to Brazil. We must find the right balance, to continue to play our game. This is not easy because there will be a lot of tension, a lot of stress. This is the game of the year" 

I really hope they overturn the 2-0 deficit but that is if Sagna plays! why would Debuchy be benching Sagna? Anyway, what do you expect when you have a former Chelsick player coaching a national team?

Come, Ogbeni, if U die, walahi, U know that majidun river? Thats where they will dump your body! Sanogo will replace you ... 

I am so laughing myself ... Let me get out mehn ... tomorrow is another day, have a gunnerous  day ahead.

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