I was coming from school yesterday when i suddenly realized we were playing Liverfools, i had a friend beside me and as soon there was traffic light wahala, i quickly checked soccernet.com for update and as you know Naija network naw, not responding but "ping" i heard on ma phone, i checked and it was my number 1 football enemy, @moji_aribs and immediately i knew somethign terrible is happening because i dont expect her to ping if we are down by a goal but for her to ping something terrible is happening!
i quietly, majestically, 'iberucally', opened her ping and i saw "U guys r so fucking dead (dancing smiley)" and without still knowing whats going on at Anfield, i sent her a "ignore smiley" and she responded again with "4 goals in 20 minutes, mehn, wat a record" and by this time, the traffic light has indicated green, i was confused, cars horning behind me to move it man!!!! i asked my friend beside to open soccernet again and check, because he too, just like the alabosi that has been pinging me, is also a Chelsea fan, he was so glad to quickly confirm and when he told me "Wo Akin, tiyin ti bayin", i just kept quiet and told him to drop my phone and luckily, he dropped at Maryland while i continue my journey, at this time, i wasnt even rushing home again, rush to go de wetin naw? mshewww, my mind went straight to @haykinz and all other Chelsea fans who know how i fumble a lot on twitter and decided i wont come on twitter throughout that day.
It was a bad day, i updated my PM on BBM, "Is this my own Arsenal"? and as expected, lots of people yabbing me, even my own @Proud_EkitiGirl made me wanna go gaga, o jo mi gan mehn! I was just using style to check if miracles of Nigeria v Morocco will happen, but no, and when i checked who Chelsea were gonna play and i saw Newcastle, i just hissed and one wicked headache came knocking and got me slept off. After waking up, Chelsea fans were all over twitter jubilating as usual like they have won the EPL or the World Club Cup, awon olobe oshi, season never end they v been jubilating, besides, you are guys are just one point ahead of us o, check the table well before killing cow ..... awon oshisco, especially that MJ ehn, we will just send you back to Magodo, awa aiye ma ni? lol (God forbid) .....
So, we lost 5-1? ehn, ko kanye naw, that stupid Sturridge be using us to dance awilo logomba? o ma lano ni, stupid boy, ode oshi.... and so i heard Wenger fell because of the defeat, he fell at the airport, why wont he fell, foolish arrogant man, buy players, he wont buy, by the time OTU coaches like Moyes begin to win Carling Cup ahead of you, your eyes go clear
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| i dont even know why the guy is helping him up, he should be left with a broken toe self, 10 years injury, foolish man |
And come to think of it, Manyoo9ted fans self are talking, mshewww, top teams are talking, yeye self dey talk, you better position yourself.
Meanwhile, we are meeting United on Wednesday, so, i didnt even believe i could write anything today, i was so not myself but yeah i did, life goes on ... mind you @moji_aribs @haykinz and others, we will still win this league, believe me.
#UPGUNNERS
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