Just last week, a very coded Chelsea fan, @afilmhead suggested that I opened this blog just to yabb Chelsea fans but I can categorically say that he is very wrong; I know most of my write ups have been about Chelsea fans and the club itself, not like I just decided to pick against them but their mouths too much! Kilode! I must say I am guilty of that anyway, I am so surrounded by blues fans and not just fans but fans that can talk, fumble and feel Mourinho is their mini-god, they just can annoy me with their boasting especially MJ (moji_arabs) and @Omoita, those two are pain in my black ass!
Ok, but really, I am not a lover of Manchester United and that's why I always tag them 'WomanCHESTer United', I don't like VanPersie, yeah because he left my club, guess now you know my team, 'trophyless? Whatever! We are ending It this season, and of course I dislike Evra, he is so full of himself, always feeling like one small daddy on the pitch, and I used to dislike Rooney but mehn, except you are an enemy of progress, you can't help but love the talent of that young man! Wayne Marvellous Rooney! But really, kill Van Persie and Evra and i'll love ManU again, but doesn't mean i'll be a fan BUT Chelsea, oh God! I so HATE that club, I am their NO1 enemy, they can tag me hater or whatever, ko kanye but when they do well, of course i'll praise them, objectivity is part of my write up!
Aiiit, so bottom placed Sunderland were to meet 'high-flying' Chekpe, sorry, Chelsea and they were already celebrating and walking the match over, to them it was already 3 points and we're already looking forward to the Liverpool game forgetting Sunderland. What sort of fans do that? Thats disrespectful to Sunderland naw, they felt it's 3 points and most of soccer fans too feel the same way and you can't blame 'US' especially as we know they won't give Liverpool a breathing space in the pursuit of the EPL, but this is England and not Spain where we know that Messi will score 6 goals against Mallorca or where we know Ronaldo will score 4 against Bilbao; Chelsea went to sleep, forgetting that was the same team that knocked them out of the Carling Cup, mshewww, immediately Sunderland won that game, I just called up Steven Gerrard to congratulate him on the EPL title. Don't beef me for having Gerrard's number naw!
God really saved them that day, I wasn't online! They would have deleted their twitter accounts because of me or they would have blocked me cos I will YABB them die! Instead of facing their market, they will be rooting for Everton to beat Arsenal to 4th place, interfering in another team's wahala. Like I said few weeks ago, Chelsea will not win a stainless spoon this season, nothing for them.
Anyway, let's move ahead joor, honestly like any other soccer fan, I would have loved Everton to come to the Champions League but let's face it, if we should exclude Lukaku from this Everton side, sentiments aside, Everton won't be where they are today, so if they should go to the Champions League, they won't even get to the group stage! Experience matters a lot and Arsenal have been in the Champions League for the past 17 years, and that's what we talking about! Nice run by Everton but leave it to Arsenal, that's the only English team that can shakara Bayern Munich in Munich, Everton should stay in the Europa League biko.
To you Liverpool fans, I congratulated you after the victory against Manchester City because to me, that was the title decider, Liverpool won the league with that game and to my surprise Chelsea fans were doing calculation, thinking they will beat Liverpool and win the league! Chei! Those people! So full of themselves! Haba! They so much believe in their Hazard! E dey ur body!
So, once again, congratulations to Liverpool, they deserve it! And my prediction hasn't changed for the season:
Premier League : Liverpool
CarlingCup: ManChitty
ChampsLeague: Real Madrid
FA Cup: Arsenal (file fun!) I am so sure Chelsea fans will be wearing Hull City jersey that day while the hypocrites among them will say "let's just support them so they can at least win something after 9 years" awon alabosi
Chelsea fans, if you like, go meet babalawo, Chewing gum, you will not win! Go and beg Crystal Palace, Aston Villa and Sunderland to give you the 3 Points, that's 9 phucking points and you'll topple Liverpool! Oh, by the way, UP GUNNERS!
Oh, just before publishing this post, i heard the 'UNBREAKING" news that Moyes, as expected, has been sacked and will be replaced by Jose Mourinho ... hahahahahahaha ... Chelsea fans will just have heart attack lolz, well i'll write more on that tomorrow, but really Moyes had to go, i give no shii about WomanCHESTer United though but Moyes aint just the right man for that job, he should have stayed with Everton. More on that tomorrow
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