DRAXLER WANNA BE A GOONER, SZCZESNY BELIEVES IN US AND WILSHERE MUST GO TO BRAZIL

I had to go pay our cable subscription earlier today so as not to miss a bit of any football matches and of course all other stuffs this weekend, thats why I'm blogging late. by the way, the E! channel, are they still on? i kinda missed it, the gossips and all that but guess the programme i love on E!, the 'killings' and 'tragedies' of celebrities, i know its weird, my life is weird too, kinda .... 

To football matter now, when Mesut Ozil signed for Arsenal few months ago, i wasn't happy because i feel he is a world class but i was happy because other teams will now be taking us serious, i remember Jose Mourinho saying he still cant believe he signed for us, Xavi had to take Okada to London to see the unveiling because he didn't believe too, Andre Villaspoas almost hit his head on the wall in anger, knowing fully well he'd wasted over $110m on players that are not useful while we spent just 46m pounds on Mesut. Hahahaha, poor Tott*sh*t! Above all, his purchase means big stars can be attracted to Arsenal as well and one of such big stars is German wonderkid, Julian Draxler who plays for Schalke 04.

He has been touted to join us, even FIFA rated him high and I'm so sure he's not gonna go the way of a former Chelsick player, Gael Kakuta, rated by FIFA, degraded by Chelsick ... he is a German so he will have no problem in adapting to life here in London, he's got his elder brothers in here already. 

Draxler is an admirer of Arsenal's style of football
 

“I have always said English teams are very big clubs and Arsenal is of course one of them. We’ll see what happens this summer. Of course, I sometimes speak to Mesut or Per about the team, about the club, and they always tell me nice things. You never know what happens in the summer but Arsenal is a very, very nice team. They always have very young players, they play attractive football and that’s what I like”

He is just 20 and look certain to be in the German team to the next summer World Cup in Brazil. He was there when Germany spanked England's ass last Tuesday so he's got the experience at his age. The next thing now is for Wenger to let this dude realize his dream.

Gone are days when rival fans will say Arsenal always look forward to snatch kids who are still sucking their mothers' boobs hehehehe ... fans though, funny but you know as a gooner, we dont laugh, we'll frown and defend the gaffer. Draxler must join us.

Ok, Arsene Wenger and the English FA has started again, he is not happy with the way they are handling Wilshere, he feels they are risking his health, i understand he picked up an injury in the game against Germany and i wont be surprised if its that Chelsick Albino that axed his leg, Shurlle or Shorty or whatever his name is .... Wenger and the Arsenal board are not happy with it at all.

Wilshere himself has said he is scared he might miss the World Cup but i don't see that happening, he is the golden boy of Englisg football and no Wilshere, no Gold for England ... 

"That is where you are going to get into the England World Cup squad - by playing well for your club, then you are going to get picked for your country, You have seen over the last couple of months that the talent there is, even in the Under-21s, with Ravel Morrison and all these players coming through. You are never guaranteed and cannot rest on your laurels. You are only as good as your last game, they say, so when the time comes, I have to be on top form and there will be a lot of players looking to be as well. Once March comes, the World Cup will be just around the corner and then it will be fresh in our minds. You have to take it as it comes, If you want to win the World Cup, you have to beat the best teams. There are some good teams in pot one and in pot two, so we will all be watching when the draw comes. We had two good results last month, so we cannot be too hard on ourselves now, We always have a meeting about the last game and so we will watch this one when we meet up again (in March) and will go through the positives again, the negatives again. We will not want to lose again at Wembley, that is for sure, so we will be ready for that game when it comes."

Meanwhile Szczesny believes the team can maintain their good start to the season long enough to claim a first trophy since 2005 and i strongly agree with him.

“I don't want to say nobody can challenge us for a trophy, but if we are at our best we will win a trophy and that's all that matters,” Szczesny told the Daily Mirror. “I wouldn't say we have proved everyone wrong and passed all the tests yet. I will say that when we get our hands on a trophy in May. “I think what is important is what we believe in and we believe that we are good enough with the players we have got and the work we are doing to win the Premier League, he added.”There is no reason not to [have belief],” Szczesny continued. “When you look at the last few months almost 12 months really because it is not only this season we've been doing well.”

We don't have to be talking anyway, June is here, i know we will win. By tomorrow we should look at the preview of the game against Southampton, like i have said before, its gonna be a tough game and i hope we will get the 3 points at stake there.

Gunnerous day ahead. 

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GOONERS' BRAZIL-BOUND SOAR, WILSHERE WANNA LEAD

Good morning Gooners! Let me first congratulate US for booking a place at the World Cup in Brazil, yes we made it. Just as predicted yesterday, France scaled through Ukraine by 3-0 and Deschamps seems to be reading my post by benching Giroud for Benzema, although I thought that Benzy's goal is off-side though, but I don't have a referee certificate so who da heck am I to judge? 

So as expected Mr Sagna was benched for Debuchy, that's because Sagna looks too handsome to sweat it out on the pitch, Kolscieny didn't get to play due to suspension from the first leg and Diaby's legs are still at the abattoir.

With France's qualification, we are now gonna see more gooners at the World Cup, Santi Carzorla, Nacho Monreal, Sagna, Lauren Kolscieny, Olivier Giroud, Mesut Ozil, Per Mertesacker, Lukasz Podolski, Thomas Vermaelen, Jack Wilshere, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Kieran Gibbs and Yaya Sanogo (If he can smuggle drug into Benzema's luggage) he can make the team, or if he can score 30 goals in 15 matches between now and May next year, then he gat a chance. For real. Nicolas Bendtner will also be at the World Cup as ball boy, Lukasz Fabianski has volunteered to be the Head of Chef for all the visiting players, and I also read in a blog that Serge Gnarby is likely to gate crash the German team to the World Cup, I don't see that happening though, Germany has got so many young skillful dudes, so the voodoo man should just wait for his time. Maybe Russia 2018.

"The boy is really good. He has exceptional qualities. I'm still open. We have an eye on him."

Joachim Loew

Moving on, Jack has stated his desire to one day be the captain of the team and without doubt, I think the chap deserves that. He has that leadership quality and he commands and particularly the way he looks into some sh*ty players like Terry and like "Hey yo JT, get ur punk ass off ma face, U badluck captain of dullards"... Ooouch! that hurts, that's who I want as captain of Gunners! 

This is what I'm talking about, no matter how huge you are, Jack takes you on, he's never been intimidated

“I've grown up at this club and I have captained the club at under-16 level, under-18 level, from the team that I first broke into a lot of them have gone so I'm one of the few who's been around, there's Bac [Sagna] as well but I'm one of the only midfielders who has been around for a while, Mikel came in, he was the captain at Everton and he's the vice-captain here and you can tell by the way he is off the pitch, even when he was injured he was in the dressing room and giving us support, I do feel a bit of responsibility, but I have players around to help me.”

To be fair, he deserves that captaincy but he has got to wait a bit, Theo is there, Mertesacker is there even Szczesny will fight for the captaincy but his leadership quality could give him the edge and his ability to punch Terry in the face. Yeah, He was on duty yesterday as Per Mertesacker's only goal was enough for Germany to silence England at Wembley. Another Gunner on duty yesterday was Santi Carzorla and Nacho Monreal as Spain (still dont believe) lost to South Africa by a lone goal. I suspected juju in that game. Carl Jenshakingson was also on target for England U21s as they won 9-0. That guy is Finnish naw.

Overall, its a wonderful outings for our players as we look ahead to a tough running, starting from Southampton game on Saturday, then a trip to Naples, take a bit of pineapples before playing Napoli. Walcott is available as well, Podolski too.

So, lets hope the boys return to London while Nas*t hit a dog while trying to catch up with his ManChitty team mates for training. 

Gunnerous day ahead guys.

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OUR SKIPPO IS STAYING FINALLY AND WALCOTT IS BACK

Morning gooners freaks, how y'all doing? Have U punched a Chelsick fan today? Or have you hit a Womanchester United fan lately? Better grab your chance before its too late.

TODAY, the international break is gonna be ending and hopefully we should be hearing good news from different directions. For instance, Olivier Giroud coming in with just 10 minutes to go to score a hat-trick thus ensuring Les Blues' qualification to the World Cup in Brazil. But the victory didn't come without a cost as Samir Nas*t stepped on a banana peel dumped by Bacary Sagna, the Man City player sustained a tongue and ass injury ruling him out till July 2014, so he doesn't need to go for robbery to miss the World Cup again.

I am all about money and no time for crap

Its gonna be great to see France in the World Cup though, cant imagine World Cup without Franck Ribery, such classy player, so go for it France. Meanwhile, its good to know that Rambo is fit and ready to face Southampton on Saturday and Ozil too should be fit and yeah! Theo Walcott is back and is likely to feature against his former club, we missed his pace so his return is a big boost for sure.

Another big news, to me, Thomas Vermaelen has said he is staying put and we should celebrate that because he has been useful and was superb against Womanchester United, i understand the guy's feeling, the world cup is here and Belgium has number of fine players so he knows the challenges and that is why he was concerned before, Wenger should be foolish to let him go, did i hear you say Oboabona is there? hehehe

Ok, i need to go right now but before i go, Flamini has been talking to Arsenal.com about his life, how he was given a slap on tha ass by AC Milan, how he used a canoe to London to seek for forgiveness from Arsene Wenger and how he had to wash the pants of all Arsenal female fans bla bla bla 

"I was a free agent after my contract with Milan expired. They offered me a two-year deal but I was expecting three years. I’m 29 years old now and have some really good years in front of me, so I decided to leave Milan and I just came back to Arsenal at first to work on my fitness. I worked really hard for a month with our fitness coach Tony Colbert, and then I ended up signing again and coming home to Arsenal"

Stories. Lets see 2mro. Have a gunnerous day

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GNARBY'S VOODOO AND GIROUD'S BODY IS MAJIDUN-BOUND

Ok, top of the morning to you all. Wedding over, i got someone asking who gave me the cap i was wearing during the wedding, hmmm, thats what you get when you are not used to native attires. 

Yaaga, there was a time a Didier Drogba was in top form for Chelsick, i think he was injured and was given a break back to the Ivory Coast, when this dude returned, he started scoring like what tha heck! not just scoring but he was so hot that he couldn't just stop scoring, i wasn't bothered but always praying he gets injured whenever they wanna play Arsenal but hell no! thats when he'll be flexing his muscle and shoving off players like Djorou and swiss boy now playing for Fulham, whats his name self? whatever, even Gallas couldn't stop him, gosh i hate Drogba then.

As someone very inquisitive, i decided to know the secret and was told by Chelsick fans that he actually went to Ivory Coast to get some "voodoo", ok we call it juju in Africa and thats why he was so hot that time. But seriously, he is a true African Legend, he was just not able to play for the World's best team in @Arsenal. Forget the fact that we have not won trophies, we decided to take a break and we are back this season! Yeah COYG!

Arghhhh ... Gnarby this is your work!!! i had a dream about this!!! If i catch U!!!!

Hahaha! Stupid boy, U wanna keep benching me? Thank U juju man!!! 

Ok, the reason i started with that is because of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain's injury set back, he was meant to have returned to injury but the worm and the cockroaches in his knee refused to make up and decided to continue their fight, and they say, when two 'elephants fight, the grass will suffer', so lets hope they stop fighting so Chambo could return to the playing pitch. But guess who i am suspecting to be behind the injury? Hmmm ... well, do you know that Serge Gnarby is an Ivorian? Yes, he opted for Germany but he is originally from Ivory Coast and he is surely gonna be visiting 'home' once in a while, and who says the Juju man can't command the cockroaches and the worms to keep fighting? 

So, remember i spoke about Bendtner yesterday, so the dude is actually dreaming of playing for either Real Madrid or BarKalona?????? How could some people be dreaming of shaking God? Thats all i have to say on that because his dream is just like Cheksick fans dreaming of winning the EPL in the next 5 years!!! *tongue out*

Ok, so the papers have been talking about the likely players coming in by January and surely its all about a striker, thats what we need right now, i feel we are covered everywhere except the striking department as we have just Giroud, Bendtner is just an entertainer, Sanogo is another Ivorian and Park is in charge of the Car Park at the Emirates and Chuba Akpom, not ready yet.

Just like the vampire that we were strongly linked with before deciding to stay back with the team that walks alone, we have been linked HEAVILY with Alexandre Pato and Edin Dzeko again. Both players are good but if you ask me, i'll prefer Pato, he hasn't played the Champions League and can be registered by January, aside that, i just like the guy, Dzeko will be a worthy recruitment too but you know how Man City spoil players with money? Can Economist Wenger do that? That baba ijebu? Lets wait and see. I would love Benteke too, he has been linked with us as well, maybe he'll be handsome if he joins us.

I'm so flying to the Emirates, i can't imagine myself playing for that Totten*sh*t 

France, we all know almost Arsenal FC with a large number of Gooners there, Wenger, Giroud, Sagna, Koseyin, Flamini, Sanogo, the 'dead' Diaby and many more in the academy ... i predicted a win for them against Ukraine but they lost and Giroud had said he will die on the pitch and that is why i want Wenger to quickly make a move, because we will not miss him. 

" We are ready to die on the field to get there. We want to show the French people and to ourselves that we are proud to represent France. We want to make proud all the people who love us and support us. I am offended [with the first-leg display]. I want to redeem myself. Like all my team-mates, I guess. They will give us exactly the same treatment on Tuesday. We won't be surprised. They are going to hit us hard. We want to do better, to make history. It is a matter of pride. We'll do it, I firmly believe. Today, I still can't grasp the idea of France not going to Brazil. We must find the right balance, to continue to play our game. This is not easy because there will be a lot of tension, a lot of stress. This is the game of the year" 

I really hope they overturn the 2-0 deficit but that is if Sagna plays! why would Debuchy be benching Sagna? Anyway, what do you expect when you have a former Chelsick player coaching a national team?

Come, Ogbeni, if U die, walahi, U know that majidun river? Thats where they will dump your body! Sanogo will replace you ... 

I am so laughing myself ... Let me get out mehn ... tomorrow is another day, have a gunnerous  day ahead.

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SZCZESNY'S NEW LONG TERM DEAL, BENDTNER'S NEW MADNESS AND IHEANACHO

Ok, i am so sorry for not blogging yesterday, i went to a cousin's wedding and because i am a novice in blogging, i don't seems to get to know what i am into until now, yeah, now i know. Its been a while i tasted fried rice and i loved the one i tasted at the wedding, except for a boy, wearing a Chelsea jersey that refused to give me water and i am not surprised .

Okay, let me go into the biggest news of the day, our number one goalkeeper, Polish Wojciech Szczesny has signed a new long-term deal with us. When they say long term, i am thinking maybe the goalkeeper has signed a deal till he clocks 50 and by then, Chelsea will be begging us to accept their $60m to sign him. His previous deal was to expire in 2015 and he has been with us since 2006 having signed from Legia Warsaw in his homeland

Szczesny has been in fine form this season

The dude seems so happy to have signed too, he knows its an opportunity to keep benching Fabianski both for us and the Polish national team, come to think of it, i hope one day Fabianski wont come into the training ground with a ninja sword to take out Szczesny .... to be fair, i think Fabianski is also good and deserves to be playing regularly, maybe a loan will do but if he goes on loan, who will deputize Woljiech? Oh, we got that dude from Fiorentina, and we are also out of the Carling Cup so what will Fabianski be doing? maybe washing the team's pants

"I am very pleased to have signed a new contract, Arsenal is like my family and i am so happy to be committing my long-term future here. i have been at this club for over seven years now and i'd just like to take the opportunity to thank everyone for their support towards me during my time here. I am so proud to be an Arsenal player and i am looking forward to helping our club towards success in the years to come"

Now, that is the the spirit, he said OUR CLUB and he is proud to be an Arsenal player which brings me to the case of Nicky Bender the Rod Bender, seriously, if Nicklas wanna go into acting, I'll personally pay for the directors, how could he say that? he has given himself January deadline and he will hopefully join teams like Accrington Stanley, Portsmouth, Hereford City or even Enugu Rangers in Nigeria here because he is not qualified to play for my darling Enyimba FC. 

The Danish actor is just getting bigger on the bench, oponu oshi

 "I want to get away from Arsenal. Whether it is in the winter, we will have to wait and see. I will make my decision depending on where the greatest sporting challenge lies. Finances, in this context, mean very little to me. I've been playing football since i was four years old and back then it was for the love of the sport. It is for the love of the sport that ii play today as well"

I am sure if Tommy is reading this, he will be making fun of me because i use to love Bendtner like kilode, i love'd' his swag, his lifestyle generally and on the pitch, his aerial ability and his superb strike against Sp*rs then, what a header OMG! but now, i just wanna seal his dirty mouth. 

And i so much respect the gooners faithfuls because this Hollywood bound dude still get the cheers anytime he comes unto the pitch despite all the talks, he knows he cant cope with the present status of Arsenal, we are the table toppers mehn .. We deserve quality player not a player that should be playing for Cardiff or Columbus Crew ....

Ok, in my last post i was rooting for France to win the world cup qualifiers play-off against Ukraine simply because of the large contingent of gooners in the team, off and on the pitch, but they lost just because NAS-SH*T played, and Kolscieny should be laid in the dressing room floor and be given 6 good lashes of koboko for giving away a penalty and also got sent off. But why was Sagna benched for a player like Debuchy? Thats why experience matters, that coach must be a Chelsea fan, so lousy ... mshewww and knows nothing, he deliberately wanted to embarrass the boy to get his revenge against Newcastle

I just posted a parcel containing bread and akara and its goint straight to Germany, its for Joachim Loew or Leow or Low? The Germany coach had decided to rest Ozil for the upcoming friendly against England, he must have read my last post though, we need that energy more than anything, i understand Wales coach also rested Rambo too. Cool

Finally, i have been trying to get to know the real agent of Kelechi Iheanacho, the newly crowned world best U17 player in the world, the agent should not sell the poor boy to Chelsea o, considering the fact that Mourinho is still the coach and i don't think we need another DM now because thats what Mou will turn the player to just the way he did to Obi Mikel, we all know his style suits Arsenal *smiles* so, Wenger get your cheque book and sign this dude mehn ... 

Iheanacho won the tournament's Golden ball and golden boot

I understands our scouts have looked closely at him and i hope something will come out of it, i will cry if he goes to any rival team o! especially Man U or Chelsea, mehn ...

In other news, Santiago Cazorla was on target as Spain defeated Equitorial Guinea 2-1 in a friendly and will be heading to South Africa to play the home team, those South Africans can believe sha!

As i go today, i have to congratulate The Super Eagles of Nigeria for qualifying for the World Cup, its not been easy. Congrats, Have a gunnerous Sunday dudes.

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MAIDEN POST, RECORDS NEVER LIE AND WE STILL ON TOP

Yo fellow Gunners? How y'all doing? Yeah, its the maiden post of what i promise to be fun, fun and fun as we progress talking about our beloved Arsenal and of course talk sh*t about other clubs! Yeah, i mean sh*t, and oh by the way, i got this record from one of those British historians, Arsenal NEVER went on relegation, and that's something other clubs gotta live with, they have agidi and i am sure they will still find a way of defending their teams.

Man U relegated 4 times, Man City 5 times, Chelsea 5 times and Liverpool once. 

Okay, so its the international break and really, i would have loved if there was none for now but i understand the world cup is close and teams gotta qualify and of course Arsenal gotta have the largest number of players represented (hopefully) so tonight i am gonna be supporting France against Ukraine, large contingent of Gunners there, Olivier Omo baba Giroud, Chief Laurent Koscielny, Broz Bacary Sagna and don't lets forget that our gaffer, Monsieur Arsene Wenger is French, hopefully, Karim Benzema should be joining by January.

If i look at some sh*tty players in that team though, arghhhhhhhhh!!!!! I so freaking hate that rude boy Samir Nasri and even Gael Clichy, well Clichy is and will remain a bench warmer for the proud (very proud) Patrice Evra, dont like the two dudes sha, but France should qualify and two weeks before the World Cup, lets hope to hear a news like this 

"In a related development, there has been reports of a robbery in Pakingville Avenue in Paris France. The six robbers have been arrested and they also mention three of their gangmembers who escaped that night, namely Samir Nasri, Gael Clichy and Patrice Evra. These three have been ordered to be arrested and will be in police custody for the next three weeks thus missing the world cup" heheheheheheeee

Okay, so to the premiership where Arsenal still sit  top of the table fine, we lost narrowly to Woman, sorry, Manchester United, but we still stay 5 points ahead of them and there he is looking at us on top, we put up a good fight in that match no doubt, i just dont lik ethe fact that FanPasting was the goal scorer, argh, it pained me, i would have preffred we lost 5-0 without him scoring than him scoring the only goal of the match, well, he can take the ball home and keep it in his wardrobe. If we had Walcott in that game, we would ahve won, i am not giving excuse for the loss but come on, a good striker would have scored that miss by my former favorite, Nicklas Bendtner, just a tip of his leg!!! my 69.9 year old dad would have poked that ball inside the net! That guy should just go to the hollywood. Phuck it! 

So, we have lost Mathieu Flamini to suspension due to the yellow card received at Old Trafford against the Purple devils, red? whatever joor ... meaning, Wilshere is likely to start the game against Southampton, i fancy the boy though, the game changed when he came in against Man U, he plays so much like a typical English dude, reminds me of Paul Gascoigne, well, i wasn't able to watch Gazza's games cos i was so young then but the way people talk about him, i know he was an outstanding footballer and i like his spirit. Jack was talking to arsenal.com about the need to keep the team spirit going

“It [our team spirit] is massive,” he told Arsenal.com. “We've been out a few times. We didn't do it for a couple of years but over the last six months we go out for team dinners and we meet up outside of football, which is good for the team.

“Sometimes you just want to get away from football, you want to sit down and talk about life, your family and things like that. We've been doing that this season and it's really showing on the pitch. 

“We've done really well this season and towards the end of last season; I think the team spirit plays a massive part in that.”

I strongly agree with him, we need that spirit mehn. Okay, Wilshere should be in the England team to face Germany tonight and hopefully he wont have to punch Ozil in the face, yeah! Wilshere can do a kung fu on the pitch and break the jaw of Andrea Shurlie or whats his name, that Albino Chelsea winger, do this for us Jack!

Okay, its my maiden write up, i need to rest now, tomorrow is another day, make sure you bookmark this page as well and tell your friends, we are here for fun, have a gunnerous day. COYG

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