MAIDEN POST, RECORDS NEVER LIE AND WE STILL ON TOP

Yo fellow Gunners? How y'all doing? Yeah, its the maiden post of what i promise to be fun, fun and fun as we progress talking about our beloved Arsenal and of course talk sh*t about other clubs! Yeah, i mean sh*t, and oh by the way, i got this record from one of those British historians, Arsenal NEVER went on relegation, and that's something other clubs gotta live with, they have agidi and i am sure they will still find a way of defending their teams.

Man U relegated 4 times, Man City 5 times, Chelsea 5 times and Liverpool once. 

Okay, so its the international break and really, i would have loved if there was none for now but i understand the world cup is close and teams gotta qualify and of course Arsenal gotta have the largest number of players represented (hopefully) so tonight i am gonna be supporting France against Ukraine, large contingent of Gunners there, Olivier Omo baba Giroud, Chief Laurent Koscielny, Broz Bacary Sagna and don't lets forget that our gaffer, Monsieur Arsene Wenger is French, hopefully, Karim Benzema should be joining by January.

If i look at some sh*tty players in that team though, arghhhhhhhhh!!!!! I so freaking hate that rude boy Samir Nasri and even Gael Clichy, well Clichy is and will remain a bench warmer for the proud (very proud) Patrice Evra, dont like the two dudes sha, but France should qualify and two weeks before the World Cup, lets hope to hear a news like this 

"In a related development, there has been reports of a robbery in Pakingville Avenue in Paris France. The six robbers have been arrested and they also mention three of their gangmembers who escaped that night, namely Samir Nasri, Gael Clichy and Patrice Evra. These three have been ordered to be arrested and will be in police custody for the next three weeks thus missing the world cup" heheheheheheeee

Okay, so to the premiership where Arsenal still sit  top of the table fine, we lost narrowly to Woman, sorry, Manchester United, but we still stay 5 points ahead of them and there he is looking at us on top, we put up a good fight in that match no doubt, i just dont lik ethe fact that FanPasting was the goal scorer, argh, it pained me, i would have preffred we lost 5-0 without him scoring than him scoring the only goal of the match, well, he can take the ball home and keep it in his wardrobe. If we had Walcott in that game, we would ahve won, i am not giving excuse for the loss but come on, a good striker would have scored that miss by my former favorite, Nicklas Bendtner, just a tip of his leg!!! my 69.9 year old dad would have poked that ball inside the net! That guy should just go to the hollywood. Phuck it! 

So, we have lost Mathieu Flamini to suspension due to the yellow card received at Old Trafford against the Purple devils, red? whatever joor ... meaning, Wilshere is likely to start the game against Southampton, i fancy the boy though, the game changed when he came in against Man U, he plays so much like a typical English dude, reminds me of Paul Gascoigne, well, i wasn't able to watch Gazza's games cos i was so young then but the way people talk about him, i know he was an outstanding footballer and i like his spirit. Jack was talking to arsenal.com about the need to keep the team spirit going

“It [our team spirit] is massive,” he told Arsenal.com. “We've been out a few times. We didn't do it for a couple of years but over the last six months we go out for team dinners and we meet up outside of football, which is good for the team.

“Sometimes you just want to get away from football, you want to sit down and talk about life, your family and things like that. We've been doing that this season and it's really showing on the pitch. 

“We've done really well this season and towards the end of last season; I think the team spirit plays a massive part in that.”

I strongly agree with him, we need that spirit mehn. Okay, Wilshere should be in the England team to face Germany tonight and hopefully he wont have to punch Ozil in the face, yeah! Wilshere can do a kung fu on the pitch and break the jaw of Andrea Shurlie or whats his name, that Albino Chelsea winger, do this for us Jack!

Okay, its my maiden write up, i need to rest now, tomorrow is another day, make sure you bookmark this page as well and tell your friends, we are here for fun, have a gunnerous day. COYG

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