LORD BENDTNER! 3 POINTS, STILL ON TOP, THEIR FATHER!!!

Ok, so for the very first time being an Arsenal fan, I was almost giving up on the team yesterday after a lackluster performance against a very stubborn and Manchester City-bribed Cardiff City. I thought yeah, it's over and one thing came to my mind, a Chelsea fan had earlier on twitter said "At the end of today, Arsenal will be 4th on the table", when he said that, I replied him and he said, we shall see at the end of today, "are we truly gonna see that?"

I wasn't able to watch the 2nd half as I went out to fill the gas, I was cooking when the gas finished, the first half performance self didn't inspire me to wanna see the second half, so I drove out to fill the gas, monitoring on twitter, seeing people like @omoita and @haykinz making fun of Arsenal while Chelsea were 2 goals up, I was angry, even the boy filling the gas could see it, at a point I told him "Ogbeni, hurry up now, what phuckin gas are U filling for over 40 mins na!"... that's the passion of being a true Arsenal fan!. And just when I saw Charles Anazodo's tweet saying "I thought they say Arsenal always beat the smaller team", I was gonna reply him when I heard GOAL across the street, I refreshed livescore.com and still 0-0, guess since its fresh they haven't refreshed it, so I chilled and thought "Oh, those stupid Southampton just allowed Chelsea scored another goal", I went to twitter to see their usual boasting but ALAS, I saw LORD BENDTNER has scored in the 88th minute!!!! Wow!!!! I jumped up and the gas boy looked at me and said "Oga, hope you are OK? The gas remain small o, e never full", I just winked at him, "don't worry boy" , victory is always sweet o!

And just wen I was boasting as if I was watching, Theo Walcott doubled the lead and at that point, I just called a mallam selling Sugarcane and chilled with it, the job has been done, we are back on the top so I went on twitter boasting and yabbing Chelsea fans as if we've won the league, I love looking for their troubles, so they also defeated Easthampton? North or Westampthon? Sorry, Southampton by 3-0? Congratulations but you are still and will always remain behind Arsenal till the season ends! Quote me!

So, we all as Arsenal fans don't like Bendtner, I used to like him, his physique and swag mehn! I fell in love with him when he scored that cracking goal against Tottenham, can't remember the year now but he had to rose so high to nod home the ball, Nicky!!! What a strike! He risked his leg in scoring that goal yesterday too and seriously, the guy is still good, we can keep him till when we buy Falcao or Rashidi Yekini *runs*

Yeah mehn, we did it

So, done and dusted, we have 3 Phucking points and another clean sheet, we still topping the EPL Table but what made yesterday more lovely was the fact that Womanchester United lost to Tottensh*t Spurs, hehehehehehehe, and we all laughed at United, they are far behind the Gunners, to be fair though, I thought they got a penalty call and that ball punched by Lloris deserved a Red Card, even though his body was in the box, his arms were outside! Howard Webb! Hmmm, old age! Anyway, what's my own? Ko kan aiye mehn!!!!

So, my lovely gooners! Have a lovely day ahead and HAPPY NEW YEAR

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