BERBA-WHAT!

So a frustrated Womanchester United fan gave me the big middle finger yesterday saying I was making fun of his team after the lost at New Trafford to Tottensh*t Spurs, well, he just bought himself the bigger one! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, think that's enough, oh, did I say new, sorry, Old, very Old Trafford! Mshewwww. Abeggy, it's too early to be talking about losers!

Ok, so we are in the transfer period and as usual, we are always linked with a whole lot of strikers. Remember how we were linked with Higuain, Suarez, Benzema and even Wayne Rooney! Higuain decided to go cry with Napoli, Benzema said no I still wanna be learning under Ronaldo; Rooney said he was tired of winning trophies so no need to come and WIN at Arsenal, which is what we are seeing right now and for Suarez, it's not his fault, Liverpool did all they can and even had to visit the juju men, they glued him to Anfield and even asked him to sign a new contract, aye nse bobo yen mehn! So, this is why I'm not gonna expect anything from Ogbeni Wenger this January in terms of signing a striker.

I know it sounds weird but I think Giroud's injury is a blessing to us, but when Nicolas scored that important goal against Cardif City, I thought Wenger has finally seen an excuse not to buy a striker. As always, we have been HEAVILY linked with Diego Costa, a striker I love so much but it just reminds me of Arsenal tradition, we get linked with player but they end up going to Chelsea! Remember Mata and Hazard? At a point we heard Mata was drinking garri and fried fish with Wenger in.his house, Hazard just passed medical bla bla bla, that is what Wenger has turned Arsenal to!

So, Dimitar Berbatov? Hmmmm, I have been playing Football Manager so much and when I play, any player above 30 ain't gonna be in my plan again except such player is extra-ordinarily good, maybe that's why i've been thinking Berbatov ain't our priority, we or rather I need a player like Diego Costa!!! Wenger, what tha heck you thinking! Berba-what!!!!

Let's hope he'll do something before January ends mehn! With a clinical striker, i'll say 'bring on Manchitty'!!!!! #COYG #Arsenal!!!!


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