CHANGE OF NAME, NOW FOR EVERYONE!

Good Morning *still yawning* my couzin opened my door while i was away and allowed multiple mosquitos into ma room, i had to do a royal rumble battle and made sure i killed the 4 invaders inside my room, i killed and buried them so they wont wake again and sing lullaby into my ears, chei! mosquitoes, they can form 2face mehn, they wanna impress me musically. They will be impressing the angels in heaven cos they are so dead now.

Okay, so i had to change the name of the blog and the idea as many of my friends keep saying they wont read because its all about Arsenal, Okay, what are you sensing there? Did U say jealousy? Well, i dont know but seems more like it hehehehehe, awon olobe, but really, i wanna be objective, talk about everyone, every team, praise and yabb them. All join mehn

So yesterday, Man City whitewashed West Ham 6-0? What is wrong with those man City players self? They think they can just be beating anybody anyhow? i knew they will beat West Ham but i wasnt expecting 5 goals but then i wasnt surprised, this is the team that scored 5 against Manyoo, 5 against Spurs and i hate to say this but 6 against Arsenal and yes, 4 against world champions, Bayern Munich! So, who tha heck is West Ham?, to me, i believe they've won the Capital One Cup already. if i were a West Ham player, i wont even bother to play the second leg.

Skippo! Ha! Iyalaya won! we are not smellos like Man U hehehehehe

I am still very sad about Theo Walcott's injury and i know Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City (do they have fans?) are celebrating right now, they can be doing so but what about WomanCHESTer United fans celebrating? Shuuu! When they should be covering their faces in shame, i hope we wont hear another story of a Man U fan in Kenya jumping in front of a train while Moyes is there in England earning his money, hehehhehehehe, awon olobe.  And yeah, did you hear what Chris Biggliing, sorry, Smalling did? smh, wearing a suicide bomber's costume, i don't blame him, when your team is losing and you have little or no hope of a trophy in a season, you ve gat to think of something else mehn, so big up to Chris Smalling hehehe. 

Please, abeg, i need to go back HOME

Now, lets talk abou the reigning team, wthether you like it or not, Arsenal still topping so we gats talk about them, Its a very good news as Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is back, just at the right time when Arsenal lost Theo. Alex wont only be a good news to Arsenal but also to England, he was part of the English national team before his injury, he has been training with the first team ahead of the leaders' away trip at Villa Park on Monday.

Yaay! i'm back!!! please, where is manyoo on the table?

I am expecting Man U fans to kill me when i am going home today and yeah i am a Gunner, a very proud one. Lets meet taro pls.

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WOMANCHESTER LOST AGAIN, BUAHAHAHAHA!, TOTTENSH*T GONE, NEXT?

Heheheheheheheeeee .... why am i laughing? Ok, i heard Swansea City advanced to the next round of the FA Cup, i don't think i'm interested in the team they defeated, i don't like talking about losers! So, lets talk about winners! And yeah, we defeated our bitter rivals, Tottensh*t Spurs WITHOUT a definite striker!!!! 

Okay, i am so happy we have moved to the next round and defeating Spurs made it extra wonderful and to crown it all, WomanCHESTer United lost to compound their continuous woes, who cares though? So, we have been given Coventry City as our next opponent, i hope we'll continue winning till we lift the trophy especially as Manchitty is not ready to give us any breathing space in the premier League, we just must win a trophy this season, enough is enough.

So, on the game itself, i couldn't watch it because i did FAIR PLAY by checking mama Chekpe @moji_aribs who was in the clinic, she was sick and according to the doctor, "She suffered from Aresnalimaniac", thats a kind of illness caused by too much thinking about Arsenal topping the table while your own team is following LOOL (i'm dead) ... get well soon and stop hating on us!

So, nice move by young Serge Gnarby which was excellently finished by Santi Cazorla and Tomas Rosicky did well in scoring the second goal, and i keep doubtingthe guy's age, is he really 33? he is playing like a 20 year old, reminds of our own Yakubu Aiyegbeni, i am sure he's still 25 and he is older than Rosicky! Chei. 

Cazorla scores the first goal

So, when next we play our next fixture of the FA Cup, i am gonna be asking my Manyoo friends who they will be playing with, whthetr they will be able to provide answers, thats for them to know.

So, thats done and dusted, i think whats paramount right now is the need for a striker and with another injury to Theo Walcott, who is expected to be out for around a month or so, we now need a forward very badly and i am sure Wenger know, so anyone will do, i wont even mind Yakubu Aiyegbeni right now, even Brown Ideye! heheheheeeeee

I gats go now, i resumed work for the year today though so less talk! Have a gunnerous day people! Meanwhile, dont forget to laugh at WomanCHESTer United fans today! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! awon olobe oshi! 

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TOTTENSH*T TODAY, WENGER A. STRIKER PLZ, BIKO!

Good morning people, it's a brand new day and a FA Cup day as well as we look forward to that fierce battle with our lousy neighbour, Tottens*ht Spurs! Yeah, and to tell you the truth, they are in a very good form now beating WomanCHESTer United recently inside the NewTrafford! But mehn, this is ARSENAL!

So, looking at the build up to the game, Olivier Giroud is still out  to Jedijedi due to too much intake of sugarcane and Lord Bendtner is also out for around wait for it, TWO MONTHS!, if you ask me, i'll say God is a Gunner, if these two were fit, Wenger won't be talking about bringing in a striker, he prefers Giroud's stupidity on the pitch, i've always thought he's dating Giroud's elder sister! That man!

So, we are set to welcome a new striker into the team, and we look at names available, yesterday I was saying I don't like Berbatov, but really, I won't mind him now as I don't think Athletico Madrid will be willing to let go of Diego Costa especially in January, I doubt it. And now that Wenger has finally admitted we need a striker but he's just been careful on who he wanna buy which I believe is right. Long term or someone to fill in for Giroud and Lord Bendtner?

“Is it for short term or a stop-gap? Ideally, you want a longer solution. But a longer solution looks much more difficult to find in January than a short gap.

“You can find a solution somewhere – a club that has financial trouble and wants to get rid of a big contract for five or six months.

“But to find in January exactly the player who will be tomorrow’s star on the longer term is much more difficult?”

I think a long term will be perfect, do all you can and bring in Costa, if not go to Chelsea and borrow Torres, we can borrow Manchitty's Jovetic, WomanCHESTer's Chicarito or simply bring in Campbell from his loan spell at Olympiakos. We've got choices, we've got the money, we've got the POSITION and we've got the swag and reputation, so any player that doesn't wanna play for ARSENAL is a low level player mehn!!!! 

I know Chekpe fans will be yabbing me right now, 'DURR', we are on top, sitting like ALAGA IBILE on the throne! Hehehehehe! E pain them!

So, my GOONERS, let's hope to beat Tottensh*t Spurs today and move on in the FA Cup, all the best. I'm still waiting for the ladlady's daughter to bring rice to our flat naw, introduction thinz, we'll sha eat! I've even left the door open so they won't say the door is locked! I ve even brushed since 6am! I'm so waiting!

Have a Gonnerous day people! Much Love.

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BERBA-WHAT!

So a frustrated Womanchester United fan gave me the big middle finger yesterday saying I was making fun of his team after the lost at New Trafford to Tottensh*t Spurs, well, he just bought himself the bigger one! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, think that's enough, oh, did I say new, sorry, Old, very Old Trafford! Mshewwww. Abeggy, it's too early to be talking about losers!

Ok, so we are in the transfer period and as usual, we are always linked with a whole lot of strikers. Remember how we were linked with Higuain, Suarez, Benzema and even Wayne Rooney! Higuain decided to go cry with Napoli, Benzema said no I still wanna be learning under Ronaldo; Rooney said he was tired of winning trophies so no need to come and WIN at Arsenal, which is what we are seeing right now and for Suarez, it's not his fault, Liverpool did all they can and even had to visit the juju men, they glued him to Anfield and even asked him to sign a new contract, aye nse bobo yen mehn! So, this is why I'm not gonna expect anything from Ogbeni Wenger this January in terms of signing a striker.

I know it sounds weird but I think Giroud's injury is a blessing to us, but when Nicolas scored that important goal against Cardif City, I thought Wenger has finally seen an excuse not to buy a striker. As always, we have been HEAVILY linked with Diego Costa, a striker I love so much but it just reminds me of Arsenal tradition, we get linked with player but they end up going to Chelsea! Remember Mata and Hazard? At a point we heard Mata was drinking garri and fried fish with Wenger in.his house, Hazard just passed medical bla bla bla, that is what Wenger has turned Arsenal to!

So, Dimitar Berbatov? Hmmmm, I have been playing Football Manager so much and when I play, any player above 30 ain't gonna be in my plan again except such player is extra-ordinarily good, maybe that's why i've been thinking Berbatov ain't our priority, we or rather I need a player like Diego Costa!!! Wenger, what tha heck you thinking! Berba-what!!!!

Let's hope he'll do something before January ends mehn! With a clinical striker, i'll say 'bring on Manchitty'!!!!! #COYG #Arsenal!!!!


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LORD BENDTNER! 3 POINTS, STILL ON TOP, THEIR FATHER!!!

Ok, so for the very first time being an Arsenal fan, I was almost giving up on the team yesterday after a lackluster performance against a very stubborn and Manchester City-bribed Cardiff City. I thought yeah, it's over and one thing came to my mind, a Chelsea fan had earlier on twitter said "At the end of today, Arsenal will be 4th on the table", when he said that, I replied him and he said, we shall see at the end of today, "are we truly gonna see that?"

I wasn't able to watch the 2nd half as I went out to fill the gas, I was cooking when the gas finished, the first half performance self didn't inspire me to wanna see the second half, so I drove out to fill the gas, monitoring on twitter, seeing people like @omoita and @haykinz making fun of Arsenal while Chelsea were 2 goals up, I was angry, even the boy filling the gas could see it, at a point I told him "Ogbeni, hurry up now, what phuckin gas are U filling for over 40 mins na!"... that's the passion of being a true Arsenal fan!. And just when I saw Charles Anazodo's tweet saying "I thought they say Arsenal always beat the smaller team", I was gonna reply him when I heard GOAL across the street, I refreshed livescore.com and still 0-0, guess since its fresh they haven't refreshed it, so I chilled and thought "Oh, those stupid Southampton just allowed Chelsea scored another goal", I went to twitter to see their usual boasting but ALAS, I saw LORD BENDTNER has scored in the 88th minute!!!! Wow!!!! I jumped up and the gas boy looked at me and said "Oga, hope you are OK? The gas remain small o, e never full", I just winked at him, "don't worry boy" , victory is always sweet o!

And just wen I was boasting as if I was watching, Theo Walcott doubled the lead and at that point, I just called a mallam selling Sugarcane and chilled with it, the job has been done, we are back on the top so I went on twitter boasting and yabbing Chelsea fans as if we've won the league, I love looking for their troubles, so they also defeated Easthampton? North or Westampthon? Sorry, Southampton by 3-0? Congratulations but you are still and will always remain behind Arsenal till the season ends! Quote me!

So, we all as Arsenal fans don't like Bendtner, I used to like him, his physique and swag mehn! I fell in love with him when he scored that cracking goal against Tottenham, can't remember the year now but he had to rose so high to nod home the ball, Nicky!!! What a strike! He risked his leg in scoring that goal yesterday too and seriously, the guy is still good, we can keep him till when we buy Falcao or Rashidi Yekini *runs*

Yeah mehn, we did it

So, done and dusted, we have 3 Phucking points and another clean sheet, we still topping the EPL Table but what made yesterday more lovely was the fact that Womanchester United lost to Tottensh*t Spurs, hehehehehehehe, and we all laughed at United, they are far behind the Gunners, to be fair though, I thought they got a penalty call and that ball punched by Lloris deserved a Red Card, even though his body was in the box, his arms were outside! Howard Webb! Hmmm, old age! Anyway, what's my own? Ko kan aiye mehn!!!!

So, my lovely gooners! Have a lovely day ahead and HAPPY NEW YEAR

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WILSHERE BANNED, COSTA MUST COME

Wow, i am back here blogging! been a while, so many things happened, dad's birthday, i remember it was on that day that i saw hundreds of Chelsea fans rooting for Everton to beat Arsenal, i wasn't surprised though, they are known for that, they always wanna drag a fine team down to where they are on the table and God shamed them as we ended it in a draw, my day would have been spoiled mehn, thank God my friends had eaten by then, if we had lost that game, believe me, all my Chekpe fans wouldn't have eaten, ordinary pure water they wont taste! Awon Olote oshi

Okay, so Jack Wilshere has been handed two-match ban. Why? Because he told Manchester Shitty fans to PHU*K OFF! i don't blame the dude, he is still young and getting booed by some jealous fans who wished they have such a talent in their team is enough to provoke a dude, especially as his team were down, what do you expect? Wayne Pooney, sorry, Rooney did more than that when he was his age, so i don't blame him, the only way i blame him is because he failed to punch Yaya Toure in the face! Wilshere! a punch in the face would have been a perfect christmas gift for we gunners!

Fuck off yo manchitty fans ....

So, for this big middle finger to those shitty fans definitely cost us as jack will be absent in the next two matches especially that crucial game against Chelsea at the Emirates, a must win if you ask win. I am so glad i will be on holiday by then, a monday, i am so looking forward to that game. 

Olivier Giroud must step up, he was absolutely poor against Chitty, mehn, how could a professional player play like that? Just to cross a ball, anytime i see the replay of that game, i always wanna shoot the dude, come on, Wenger should bring out the money, splash it and we are the league winners!

We have been linked with Athletico Madrid striker, Diego Costa. I hope Wenger wil choose him ahead of Karim Benzema, the Spanish International is a fine striker and he has got that face! that scary face that can make Terry wanna vomit on the pitch, bring him on Wenger!

Wilshere did middle finger, you talking? Wait for me ...

I am coming back fully tomorrow 

3 POINTS, 3 GOALS, 7 POINTS CLEAR ...

I know I am known, even if its few people, I still know I am known. I followed a friend to the HipTV audition yesterday and I gat two chicks staring at me, not because I’m a fine boy, don’t yabb me, I know I am not fine, they knew my face somewhere and they went like, “Check me out, check me out”, that the name of the show that I present, so that shows they know me, they didn’t face me though, just to let me know they know me. A guy also saw me, they will be thinking, why is this guy coming here to take our jobs na …hehehehehe … just followed a friend mehn.

Ok, and while I was there, I missed the Cardiff City game, very painful as I was so looking forward to seeing Ramsey playing against his former club, wanted to see how he will handle the pressure and all that, wanted to see how we will be respected by the fans, yeah they have to, we are the table toppers mehn, being on top of the table is not a small feat, we didn’t spend as much as some shitty club like Tottsh*t Sh*tspurs and we are up there. Not a small feat, we are the gunners …

Okay, on the game generally, according to reports, we didn’t play as much as well as we should, missed chances, Giroud doing the usual, forming model on the pitch and thinking he can woo some fine chicks, mshewwww, ode boy, that is why I maintain we need a top notch balabulu striker, awon omo aiye striker, a Drogba-like striker, if not for my stolen phone, I used to have Wenger’s number, I would have called him to make amends, yesterday against Cardiff City, we could have scored up to 10 goals but we ended up scoring 3 beautiful goals and two coming from a man that should have been arrested since because he has been an assassin … RAMBO, and he came back to score two lovelies against his former team.

Aaron Ramsey, two lovely goals, he didn’t celebrate, as expected though, he wouldn’t have celebrated against his former club, the team that raised him before Wenger snatched him up, oh, it was a tough battle between us and Womanchester United. He signed for us instead, now he is the world’s best midfielder, at least for the moment, can’t say tomorrow if Diaby (laughing) can take over from him. Talking of the midfield, I will never argue with anyone because I am so sure we have the best midfield in the world, case closed. Matthieu , or Mathew Flamini also scored his first goal since returning to Arsenal with a lovely shot, that could beat any goalkeeper in the world, very fast, I was so excited when the commentator shouted goal! I was driving and listening to brila FM then and I have my friend Victor beside me then, he is a Womanchester united fan, I could have hit a trailer when the goal was announced, it won’t be bad to die for Arsenal though hehehehehehe, but taking a Womanchester fan along, spoiled fun I tell you.

We shouldn’t forget the heroics of Woljiech Szczesny too, aside the point blank save from Campbell (I saw the highlite yesterday night), he has been wonderful overall this year, heis one of the reason we are up there on the table, superb saves, he has grown so much, so matured now, he had turned Fabianski to a mere beans picker at Arsenal; Mesut, the son of Mr Ozil has also been fantastic and he was fantastic yesterday too, providing assists and he is now topping the EPL assist table despite not giving 100 yet o! Mind you, this is the same Cardiff City that held Womanchester Inuted to a 2 all draw.We are now 7 phucking points clear and I hope Liverfool, Liverpool and Chlsick lose today so we can go even further against Hull on Wednesday.

I came across a report where Micheal Owen said he still maintains his believe that Arsenal will end up in the 5^th position this season, and this kind of people, the question they need is, “Bro Micheal, are you in any way OKAY? Hope you are not sick?” Hehehehehe, he must be a learner. Anyway, let him say whatever he wanna say, we are far ahead of him.

After the game, Ramsey thanked the fans who stood by him despite hurting them

"It was an exciting time for me and my family to come back here and play, It was a great day and one I'm going to remember. I hope I put on a [good] performance for them [Cardiff City and their fans], this is where I started my career and everything began, and hopefully they've seen the player they produced today. In an unusually magnanimous show of respect from a partisan football stadium, the Cardiff fans applauded Ramsey after both his first and second-half goals. I'm really pleased with the way the fans reacted, I've got a lot of respect for them. This is where I started off in my career and they realized I needed to make the next step. They were really respectful and I gave them my respect too by not celebrating [after the goals]."

Okay, so i have been arguing with Chekpe fans on twitter, they wanna know when Chelsick will be playing Arsenal, they are not even bothered about what is happening against the Saints today, won nbe! Their problem is, they refuse to respect us, being on top of the table alone deserves respect which they are not willing to do.

 

As o go now, i have to thank God for finding this Proud Ekiti Chick, follow her @Proud_EkitiGirl for online promos, that’s what she studies at Harvard Technological Paramedical Astronological University back in the 70s

Running away, tmro guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

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