GET WELL SOON RICE; MERTESACKER SIGN THA PAPER MEHN! ... TAILOR FLAMINI

I was just been told about an audition somewhere around somewhere that leads to somewhere on the way to somewhere ... So many wheres i tell you. Should be there too cos i desperately need a change. Change like Obama. 

Okay, we starting on a sad note, our former Assistant manager, Wenger;s right hand man, Pat Rice has been admitted in the hospital for cancer, yeah, and really, if this was Football Manager, you would have been asked if you wanna send Patty home or make him stay around, but sending him home will reduce the risk of spreading the symptoms among the squad. lol, Gamers.

Rice, 64, made 528 appearances for the Gunners over 14 seasons after joining the youth team, going on to win the league and FA Cup double in 1971 and captaining the side to further FA Cup success in 1979. He also won 49 caps for Northern Ireland.

After a spell with Watford, he joined Arsenal as a youth team coach in 1984 before progressing to further coaching roles and enjoying great success as Wenger's assistant, winning seven trophies.

Pat was Wenger's right hand man

He is always the tolerant type, i have never seen him raise an eyebrow anytime Wenger starts his 'touchline cwaze', throwing bottles up and down, trying to punch the referee et al. He is always there sitting with his glasses, i so like the man, i am sure he is always saying to himself "Mr man, sit down mehn, when you refuse to buy players, you wanna win? Just let the bottle touch me, i will punch your stingy nose" ... hehehe, Patty! Get well soon Patty

On a positive note, stand-in captain, Per Mertesacker is reportedly on the verge of signing a new deal, he surely deserves it. He has been one of the reasons why we are up there on the table, that shows against Womanchester United, that goal scored by Vanpastring, whatever his name is, i care lass, Mertescaker would have stayed with him, yes i know we could have even conceded more goals if he played, but i am so sure that goal wouldn't have happened.

"I'm very delighted here with the club, especially after the first year was tough for me, a very tough challenge, the boss always trusted me in a special way so I think it's a little reward that we talk a bit on things. There's no rush but it seems to be that some guys are delighted with my performance at the moment. I'm pleased with the situation."

 I also heard he is going into fashion and already planning to have a shirt line, clothing line? nice one. Still on the clothing line, another player that seems to be in love with that profession is Mathew Flamini, but his own is in the dressing room! 

How on earth could a player be bringing in scissors and cutting off the sleeves oh his shirt? According to reports, he is not comfortable with the long sleeves, he did that previously and was warned but he did it again against Marseille, what is wrong with the dude? 

Imagine!!!!!!

I will rest my case till i see him again i Yaba tryign to buy bend down select, i will warn him. 

Have a gunnerous day mare, oh, forget not to punch a Chelsick fan today! 

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I WANNA 'PUNCH' PUNCH!! , WILSHERE 2 MARSEILLE 0, STRANGE GROUP ....

Okay, i woke up this morning with my cousin telling me that my tweet about 9ice was published inside today's PUNCH, he had READ IT online, that is the problem when you always read newspapers online, even GEJ dont read like my cousin! Well, i just feel as a versatile journalist, yeah i am into entertainment too, in fact i present a TV show, so i feel that could tarnish my relationship with the singer, they shouldn't have published that. 

I am not a troublesome person, so i am not taking any measures against them, dont see that happening, i just feel my tweets should be personal and going as far as quoting me, i dont like it, Punch i will punch you o!

Well, thats that, Football now, yesterday night, Jack Wilshere grabbed the first two-goal haul of his career as Arsenal inched towards qualification from Champions League Group F on Tuesday night. This group is proving to be the real group of death as tagged during the draws.

Arsenal will qualify if they avoid a three-goal defeat in Italy on matchday six against Napoli, i actually don't see that happening and with the way things are, i see Dortmund going out of this group, i want that to happen though ... so, they wont forget Arsenal in a hurry *winks*

However they will have to get a draw if they want to be certain of securing top spot.

SETTING THE SCENE

Wenger made three changes from the side that had extended their lead in the Premier League table against Southampton on Saturday.

Kieran Gibbs was a late omission after feeling unwell. Nacho Monreal came in at left-back. Elsewhere it was like for like in midfield - Tomas Rosicky for Santi Cazorla and Mathieu Flamini for Mikel Arteta.

FIRST HALF

Arsenal had the lead within half a minute. Wilshere escaped down the right and fooled his marker before curling a wonderful left-footed effort into the top corner.

The home side came into this game top of the Premier League and Champions League Group F. Marseille had yet to register a point and had been patchy in Ligue 1.

Therefore the goal was the perfect foundation for the home side to kick on.

They should have doubled their advantage almost immediately when Olivier Giroud found Wilshere down the right. He tapped a perfect ball across the face of goal for the onrushing Ramsey. Keeper Steve Mandanda managed to save with his legs.

Although Wojciech Szczesny raced out well to snatch the ball from the feet of Andre-Pierre Gignac, Marseille were offering little more than honest endeavour.

Arsenal had the game under control. Ozil and Rosicky both had half-chances for a second, and Giroud seemed to be hauled down in the area as he went for a free-kick.

Eight minutes from the whistle Arsenal did get a penalty when Nicolas N’Koulou tripped Ramsey on the edge of the area. Ozil opted for a shortened run-up but Mandanda read it and saved low to his right. Ozil was so relaxed talking the penalty as if its Joe Hart in goal. He should be whipped in the ass by Wenger

SECOND HALF

The statistics showed Arsenal had enjoyed 70 per cent of the possession in the first half. But the scoreline did not reflect that.

They were unnecessarily vulnerable and immediately sought to rectify the situation.

Giroud blazed over and, in the 55th minute, Ozil sprinted through only to see his cross-shot saved by Mandanda.

Marseille were on the ropes now and offered little in terms of offence.

Arsenal needed a knockout blow and the second goal, in the 65th minute, seemed to land it.

The passing on the goal was exquisite. Ramsey released Ozil down the right-hand channel and he found Wilshere in the middle.

The Englishman coverted and suddenly (and uniquely) found himself on a hat-trick.

It seemed a long way back for Marseille and Wenger looked to make changes. Substitutes Cazorla and Theo Walcott were standing on the sidelines when Florian Thauvin’s half-saved shot was booted off the line by Monreal.

Two minutes later the same player tested Szczesny with a low shot just inside the near post.

But it was only a brief revival.

Arsenal ended in the ascendency. Walcott set up Cazorla to blaze over. The Englishman then fired wide.

When the whistle went it felt like 'job done'. That is why this group is so crazy a group, with 12 pints, ordinarily one should be assured of progressing to the next stage but we are still at the risk of being kicked out but we will qualify i am sure of that. We have come of age and when you have qualities like Walcott, Arteta, Cazorla, Gnarby, Podolski .... ermmm, ok Bendtner on your bench, it gives you this believe that we are going places.

However there is still something to do in Naples next time out. Hehehehe, Naples, Nipples lolz ... ashewo people

Group F

	P	W	D	L	F	A	+/-	Pts
Arsenal	5	4	0	1	8	3	5	12
Borussia Dortmund	5	3	0	2	9	5	4	9
Napoli	5	3	0	2	8	9	-1	9
Marseille	5	0	0	5	4	12	-8	0

So, have a gunnerous day peeps. And have you laughed at Chelsea fans today? Please dont miss the opportunity. Yesterday on twitter, i was asking my Chelsick pals 'how market', they were mute i later realized that their BIS must have expired immediately after they lost to BASEL ... Oh, @Haykinz later responded, later @afilmhead also 'unmute' hehehehe. Only MJ didn't talk.

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PICTURE: DIABY IS STILL ALIVE! YIPEE & MARSEILLE PREVIEW

I am that kind of person that can go extra mile to satisfy people around me, i just wanna see smiles on the faces of people and when i was accused by this friend of mine of something, i had to defend myself because i don't like it when people don't understand me. It was gonna be a bad start to the day but i have conquered it .... So, lets do the gunnerous thingy

Okay, guys check this picture first and who are you seeing at the back of those players? !!!!

Like the yorubas will say, "oto laye e" .. thats Diaby's place .. behind

Seriously, i didn't know that guy is still alive, Diaby? I am happy to see him jugging too. I am so sure he will be thinking of leaving as soon as he gets his full fitness, sincerely, i don't see Diaby getting a place in this team, his manager should be combing countries like Togo, Egypt or even China, getting his client a suitable club because i don't think he will have a place in this team again.

So, tonight we face Olympique De Marseille at the Emirates and seriously, i am concerned about the other match involving Napoli and Dortmund, i really wish it ended in a draw but then, this is why this group is tagged the group of death, just anything can still happen, so we should ensure our own passage by beating Marseille and i dont see any difficulty in that, we should be able to scale through, except of course if Park will lead the attack tonight lolz, really, i don't think Dortmund will win tonight.

Take a look at the table, very very tricky .....

Group F

	P	W	D	L	F	A	+/-	Pts
Arsenal	4	3	0	1	6	3	3	9
Napoli	4	3	0	1	7	6	1	9
Borussia Dortmund	4	2	0	2	2	4	2	6
Marseille	4	0	0	4	4	10	-6	0

According to Uefa's rules, if three teams end the group on the same number of points, the following 'tiebreakers' will be used (in order) to decide who progresses to the knockout stages:

(a) highest number of points obtained in the group matches played among the teams in question (Arsenal, Napoli and Dortmund - not Marseille)

(b) superior goal difference from the group matches played among the teams in question (ie. Arsenal, Napoli and Dortmund - not Marseille)

(c) higher number of goals scored in the group matches played among the teams in question (ie. Arsenal, Napoli and Dortmund - not Marseille)

(d) higher number of goals scored away from home in the group matches played among the teams in question (ie. Arsenal, Napoli and Dortmund - not Marseille)

If, after applying criteria (a) to (d) to all three teams, two teams still have an equal ranking, criteria (a) to (b) are reapplied exclusively to the matches between the two teams in question to determine their final rankings.

If this procedure does not lead to a decision, criteria (e) to (g) apply;

(e) superior goal difference from all group matches played;

(f) higher number of goals scored from all group matches played;

(g) higher number of coefficient points accumulated by the club in question, as well   as its association, over the previous five seasons.

So, i also heard that Rod bender has been arrested or is he just cautioned? That guy should be locked up mehn. Have a gunnerous day guys, 3 points tonight guys!!!! #COYG 

SOUTHAMPTON PREVIEW, WENGER BACK TO HIS STINGY SELF

Admitted, I am so taking too much time in blogging, today i had to go with my cousin to a mechanic, he bashed his car last Sunday and we hd to repair it if not, no more parties for us lolz ... 

 

Alright so its the matchday and we are up against a team that is placed third on the League table and that means its not gonna be a child play, its not gonna be Koscielny trying to feed Lallana feeding bottle, all hands are gonna be on deck. Those Saints players are tall and energetic, very determined, i like them for that.

On what we are likely ti field, i dont think Wenger will change the usual line-up, Szczesny is starting in goal, as usual except if Fabianski has poisoned his tea, the four at the back surely should be Bac, Mertesacker, Koscielny and Gibbs. And of course our power house, the midfield, Arteta, Rambo, Ozil, Carzorla and Flamini, if Wilshere is fit, he will definitely be on the pitch, i love his energy, perfect fit for the saints. Giroud is the man up front and mehn someone should tell the dude to go look for his scoring boots wherever he kept it.

Just as i mentioned yesterday, i am so glad Theo is back, we are gonna have a strong bench, Walcott will come on anytime in the game, Wilshere is also on the bench, Iron bender is also there, we gat Gnarby also, that is what it should look like and the imminent return of Podolski is something to cheer on.

Ok, its a 3 points for sure except if luck walks out of us at the Emirates, Giroud hitting the bar 3 times, walcott fell inside the box and the referee busy looking at a sexy chick inside the stadium or the lines man eating doughnut when Lallana was offside and pokes in a goal. Luck Luck and Luck, all i want is 3 effing points.

So, Monsieur Wenger has been talking and he seems to have revisited his old wardrobe and guess what he found, his stingy suit, and has been talking about us not needing a striker again!!! is this the same man that was fighting tooth and nails to get a certain vampire from Liverpool? He was even on the phone to Mourinho to borrow Dembacious Ba, meaning he was so serious about getting a striker to support Giroud so why is he speaking Italian again?

“I think we can win the title without signing a striker, Podolski is not back but he shouldn’t be too far now. They make it less critical to sign a striker. Also, Theo [Walcott] gives us qualities that other players haven’t got. It’s a different option. Theo also gives us an opportunity to be a mobile striker. If we lose Giroud today we have nobody with body weight up front".

U want a striker? Ok, i wanna listen to Skelewu ... I'll give you Ideye .

 

Hehehe, seriously, the problem i'm always having with Wenger is that he always know what to do but he will pull our legs, listen to Skelewu, sweat it out and then be like "oh, Mesut is on his way to Heathrow ... ". i am sure after he said we didnt need a striker, the faces he saw made him change his mind

 " Look, I am not against it [a January signing]. I don’t say I never make a mistake. I certainly made some. Sometimes it is because we didn’t sign the right player. It is always difficult in the middle of the season [to sign the right players]. If somebody is doing well somewhere the clubs do not necessarily want to sell him. They can wait until the end of the season. Most of the time it is because we didn’t find [the right players].”

 He is right no doubt, if at all any club wanna sell, they will wait till after the season but he should realize we need a striker badly, if Giroud's leg gets trapped in a rat trap now, who is gonn areplace him? Iron bender? Hello no and Walcott is not the kind of striker we are talking about, i wont wanna talk much till January 31st because Wenger could be very tricky.

So, few hours now, we should be 3 points plus ... ok, i have another wedding to attend, i gat to run. have a gunnerous day ... COYG!

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WALCOTT, WALCOTT, WALCOTT ... LESS PRESSURE PLEASE

It's Friday and we are starting on a very good news in terms of our options tomorrow against Southampton with Theo Walcott back in the squad. From what the manager says it seems like he’ll be starting from the bench but his pace is something we’ve missed at times, and the sooner we get him back up to speed the better, aside that, when you have 11 players on the pitch and look at your bench and you see qualities, you will feel relaxed unlike looking at your bench and seeing Nicklas Rod Bender, Broom and Parker etc ... ewwwww ... I just dont like the fact that he'll be feeling pressure to perform and hoping it wont affect his game.

Meanwhile, from what we are hearing, Lukas Podolski is around three weeks away, apparently, which realistically means he’s another few weeks beyond that to get back to match sharpness. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is ‘at least’ a month, but fears that Jack Wilshere had been matcheted by Frank Lampard while on England duty were dismissed by the boss who said those reports were inaccurate. 

I guess it’s just part and parcel of the Wilshere narrative. If any other footballer got a kick during a game, it’s not a story, but because it’s Jack, and because there’s such concern over his fitness, yeah, we know he has a cracker biscuit bone, it’s easy to make the jump if you’re that way inclined.

Meanwhile, Santi Cazorla makes a very interesting observation about Arsene Wenger. Having talked the other day about how the team have matured, he says of the manager:

" The manager is more concienciado, more concentrated, more conscious. He’s more demanding, it’s been a long time without winning anything and he’s determined. In terms of not committing mistakes, he’s more on top of us. He knows last year we lost too many points. It could be that [the pressure in the summer] might have helped; it might have done the club good "

Cazorla points to the signing of Mesut Ozil as the moment things changed. Not just for the fans, but also for the players:

People want that run to end. They were excited, agitated: they wanted signings, a genuine chance of fighting for the title. And with the signing of Mesut optimism returned. The players got a lift too, the mentality changed. We felt like we had closed the gap.

Sincerely, i feel we are well oiled to win at least a trophy this season, baring any injury and of course, with Wenger getting a very bahdt striker by January.

Till tomorrow where we will preview the Southampton game, a must win for us i must say. 

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DRAXLER WANNA BE A GOONER, SZCZESNY BELIEVES IN US AND WILSHERE MUST GO TO BRAZIL

I had to go pay our cable subscription earlier today so as not to miss a bit of any football matches and of course all other stuffs this weekend, thats why I'm blogging late. by the way, the E! channel, are they still on? i kinda missed it, the gossips and all that but guess the programme i love on E!, the 'killings' and 'tragedies' of celebrities, i know its weird, my life is weird too, kinda .... 

To football matter now, when Mesut Ozil signed for Arsenal few months ago, i wasn't happy because i feel he is a world class but i was happy because other teams will now be taking us serious, i remember Jose Mourinho saying he still cant believe he signed for us, Xavi had to take Okada to London to see the unveiling because he didn't believe too, Andre Villaspoas almost hit his head on the wall in anger, knowing fully well he'd wasted over $110m on players that are not useful while we spent just 46m pounds on Mesut. Hahahaha, poor Tott*sh*t! Above all, his purchase means big stars can be attracted to Arsenal as well and one of such big stars is German wonderkid, Julian Draxler who plays for Schalke 04.

He has been touted to join us, even FIFA rated him high and I'm so sure he's not gonna go the way of a former Chelsick player, Gael Kakuta, rated by FIFA, degraded by Chelsick ... he is a German so he will have no problem in adapting to life here in London, he's got his elder brothers in here already. 

Draxler is an admirer of Arsenal's style of football
 

“I have always said English teams are very big clubs and Arsenal is of course one of them. We’ll see what happens this summer. Of course, I sometimes speak to Mesut or Per about the team, about the club, and they always tell me nice things. You never know what happens in the summer but Arsenal is a very, very nice team. They always have very young players, they play attractive football and that’s what I like”

He is just 20 and look certain to be in the German team to the next summer World Cup in Brazil. He was there when Germany spanked England's ass last Tuesday so he's got the experience at his age. The next thing now is for Wenger to let this dude realize his dream.

Gone are days when rival fans will say Arsenal always look forward to snatch kids who are still sucking their mothers' boobs hehehehe ... fans though, funny but you know as a gooner, we dont laugh, we'll frown and defend the gaffer. Draxler must join us.

Ok, Arsene Wenger and the English FA has started again, he is not happy with the way they are handling Wilshere, he feels they are risking his health, i understand he picked up an injury in the game against Germany and i wont be surprised if its that Chelsick Albino that axed his leg, Shurlle or Shorty or whatever his name is .... Wenger and the Arsenal board are not happy with it at all.

Wilshere himself has said he is scared he might miss the World Cup but i don't see that happening, he is the golden boy of Englisg football and no Wilshere, no Gold for England ... 

"That is where you are going to get into the England World Cup squad - by playing well for your club, then you are going to get picked for your country, You have seen over the last couple of months that the talent there is, even in the Under-21s, with Ravel Morrison and all these players coming through. You are never guaranteed and cannot rest on your laurels. You are only as good as your last game, they say, so when the time comes, I have to be on top form and there will be a lot of players looking to be as well. Once March comes, the World Cup will be just around the corner and then it will be fresh in our minds. You have to take it as it comes, If you want to win the World Cup, you have to beat the best teams. There are some good teams in pot one and in pot two, so we will all be watching when the draw comes. We had two good results last month, so we cannot be too hard on ourselves now, We always have a meeting about the last game and so we will watch this one when we meet up again (in March) and will go through the positives again, the negatives again. We will not want to lose again at Wembley, that is for sure, so we will be ready for that game when it comes."

Meanwhile Szczesny believes the team can maintain their good start to the season long enough to claim a first trophy since 2005 and i strongly agree with him.

“I don't want to say nobody can challenge us for a trophy, but if we are at our best we will win a trophy and that's all that matters,” Szczesny told the Daily Mirror. “I wouldn't say we have proved everyone wrong and passed all the tests yet. I will say that when we get our hands on a trophy in May. “I think what is important is what we believe in and we believe that we are good enough with the players we have got and the work we are doing to win the Premier League, he added.”There is no reason not to [have belief],” Szczesny continued. “When you look at the last few months almost 12 months really because it is not only this season we've been doing well.”

We don't have to be talking anyway, June is here, i know we will win. By tomorrow we should look at the preview of the game against Southampton, like i have said before, its gonna be a tough game and i hope we will get the 3 points at stake there.

Gunnerous day ahead. 

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GOONERS' BRAZIL-BOUND SOAR, WILSHERE WANNA LEAD

Good morning Gooners! Let me first congratulate US for booking a place at the World Cup in Brazil, yes we made it. Just as predicted yesterday, France scaled through Ukraine by 3-0 and Deschamps seems to be reading my post by benching Giroud for Benzema, although I thought that Benzy's goal is off-side though, but I don't have a referee certificate so who da heck am I to judge? 

So as expected Mr Sagna was benched for Debuchy, that's because Sagna looks too handsome to sweat it out on the pitch, Kolscieny didn't get to play due to suspension from the first leg and Diaby's legs are still at the abattoir.

With France's qualification, we are now gonna see more gooners at the World Cup, Santi Carzorla, Nacho Monreal, Sagna, Lauren Kolscieny, Olivier Giroud, Mesut Ozil, Per Mertesacker, Lukasz Podolski, Thomas Vermaelen, Jack Wilshere, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Kieran Gibbs and Yaya Sanogo (If he can smuggle drug into Benzema's luggage) he can make the team, or if he can score 30 goals in 15 matches between now and May next year, then he gat a chance. For real. Nicolas Bendtner will also be at the World Cup as ball boy, Lukasz Fabianski has volunteered to be the Head of Chef for all the visiting players, and I also read in a blog that Serge Gnarby is likely to gate crash the German team to the World Cup, I don't see that happening though, Germany has got so many young skillful dudes, so the voodoo man should just wait for his time. Maybe Russia 2018.

"The boy is really good. He has exceptional qualities. I'm still open. We have an eye on him."

Joachim Loew

Moving on, Jack has stated his desire to one day be the captain of the team and without doubt, I think the chap deserves that. He has that leadership quality and he commands and particularly the way he looks into some sh*ty players like Terry and like "Hey yo JT, get ur punk ass off ma face, U badluck captain of dullards"... Ooouch! that hurts, that's who I want as captain of Gunners! 

This is what I'm talking about, no matter how huge you are, Jack takes you on, he's never been intimidated

“I've grown up at this club and I have captained the club at under-16 level, under-18 level, from the team that I first broke into a lot of them have gone so I'm one of the few who's been around, there's Bac [Sagna] as well but I'm one of the only midfielders who has been around for a while, Mikel came in, he was the captain at Everton and he's the vice-captain here and you can tell by the way he is off the pitch, even when he was injured he was in the dressing room and giving us support, I do feel a bit of responsibility, but I have players around to help me.”

To be fair, he deserves that captaincy but he has got to wait a bit, Theo is there, Mertesacker is there even Szczesny will fight for the captaincy but his leadership quality could give him the edge and his ability to punch Terry in the face. Yeah, He was on duty yesterday as Per Mertesacker's only goal was enough for Germany to silence England at Wembley. Another Gunner on duty yesterday was Santi Carzorla and Nacho Monreal as Spain (still dont believe) lost to South Africa by a lone goal. I suspected juju in that game. Carl Jenshakingson was also on target for England U21s as they won 9-0. That guy is Finnish naw.

Overall, its a wonderful outings for our players as we look ahead to a tough running, starting from Southampton game on Saturday, then a trip to Naples, take a bit of pineapples before playing Napoli. Walcott is available as well, Podolski too.

So, lets hope the boys return to London while Nas*t hit a dog while trying to catch up with his ManChitty team mates for training. 

Gunnerous day ahead guys.

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OUR SKIPPO IS STAYING FINALLY AND WALCOTT IS BACK

Morning gooners freaks, how y'all doing? Have U punched a Chelsick fan today? Or have you hit a Womanchester United fan lately? Better grab your chance before its too late.

TODAY, the international break is gonna be ending and hopefully we should be hearing good news from different directions. For instance, Olivier Giroud coming in with just 10 minutes to go to score a hat-trick thus ensuring Les Blues' qualification to the World Cup in Brazil. But the victory didn't come without a cost as Samir Nas*t stepped on a banana peel dumped by Bacary Sagna, the Man City player sustained a tongue and ass injury ruling him out till July 2014, so he doesn't need to go for robbery to miss the World Cup again.

I am all about money and no time for crap

Its gonna be great to see France in the World Cup though, cant imagine World Cup without Franck Ribery, such classy player, so go for it France. Meanwhile, its good to know that Rambo is fit and ready to face Southampton on Saturday and Ozil too should be fit and yeah! Theo Walcott is back and is likely to feature against his former club, we missed his pace so his return is a big boost for sure.

Another big news, to me, Thomas Vermaelen has said he is staying put and we should celebrate that because he has been useful and was superb against Womanchester United, i understand the guy's feeling, the world cup is here and Belgium has number of fine players so he knows the challenges and that is why he was concerned before, Wenger should be foolish to let him go, did i hear you say Oboabona is there? hehehe

Ok, i need to go right now but before i go, Flamini has been talking to Arsenal.com about his life, how he was given a slap on tha ass by AC Milan, how he used a canoe to London to seek for forgiveness from Arsene Wenger and how he had to wash the pants of all Arsenal female fans bla bla bla 

"I was a free agent after my contract with Milan expired. They offered me a two-year deal but I was expecting three years. I’m 29 years old now and have some really good years in front of me, so I decided to leave Milan and I just came back to Arsenal at first to work on my fitness. I worked really hard for a month with our fitness coach Tony Colbert, and then I ended up signing again and coming home to Arsenal"

Stories. Lets see 2mro. Have a gunnerous day

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GNARBY'S VOODOO AND GIROUD'S BODY IS MAJIDUN-BOUND

Ok, top of the morning to you all. Wedding over, i got someone asking who gave me the cap i was wearing during the wedding, hmmm, thats what you get when you are not used to native attires. 

Yaaga, there was a time a Didier Drogba was in top form for Chelsick, i think he was injured and was given a break back to the Ivory Coast, when this dude returned, he started scoring like what tha heck! not just scoring but he was so hot that he couldn't just stop scoring, i wasn't bothered but always praying he gets injured whenever they wanna play Arsenal but hell no! thats when he'll be flexing his muscle and shoving off players like Djorou and swiss boy now playing for Fulham, whats his name self? whatever, even Gallas couldn't stop him, gosh i hate Drogba then.

As someone very inquisitive, i decided to know the secret and was told by Chelsick fans that he actually went to Ivory Coast to get some "voodoo", ok we call it juju in Africa and thats why he was so hot that time. But seriously, he is a true African Legend, he was just not able to play for the World's best team in @Arsenal. Forget the fact that we have not won trophies, we decided to take a break and we are back this season! Yeah COYG!

Arghhhh ... Gnarby this is your work!!! i had a dream about this!!! If i catch U!!!!

Hahaha! Stupid boy, U wanna keep benching me? Thank U juju man!!! 

Ok, the reason i started with that is because of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain's injury set back, he was meant to have returned to injury but the worm and the cockroaches in his knee refused to make up and decided to continue their fight, and they say, when two 'elephants fight, the grass will suffer', so lets hope they stop fighting so Chambo could return to the playing pitch. But guess who i am suspecting to be behind the injury? Hmmm ... well, do you know that Serge Gnarby is an Ivorian? Yes, he opted for Germany but he is originally from Ivory Coast and he is surely gonna be visiting 'home' once in a while, and who says the Juju man can't command the cockroaches and the worms to keep fighting? 

So, remember i spoke about Bendtner yesterday, so the dude is actually dreaming of playing for either Real Madrid or BarKalona?????? How could some people be dreaming of shaking God? Thats all i have to say on that because his dream is just like Cheksick fans dreaming of winning the EPL in the next 5 years!!! *tongue out*

Ok, so the papers have been talking about the likely players coming in by January and surely its all about a striker, thats what we need right now, i feel we are covered everywhere except the striking department as we have just Giroud, Bendtner is just an entertainer, Sanogo is another Ivorian and Park is in charge of the Car Park at the Emirates and Chuba Akpom, not ready yet.

Just like the vampire that we were strongly linked with before deciding to stay back with the team that walks alone, we have been linked HEAVILY with Alexandre Pato and Edin Dzeko again. Both players are good but if you ask me, i'll prefer Pato, he hasn't played the Champions League and can be registered by January, aside that, i just like the guy, Dzeko will be a worthy recruitment too but you know how Man City spoil players with money? Can Economist Wenger do that? That baba ijebu? Lets wait and see. I would love Benteke too, he has been linked with us as well, maybe he'll be handsome if he joins us.

I'm so flying to the Emirates, i can't imagine myself playing for that Totten*sh*t 

France, we all know almost Arsenal FC with a large number of Gooners there, Wenger, Giroud, Sagna, Koseyin, Flamini, Sanogo, the 'dead' Diaby and many more in the academy ... i predicted a win for them against Ukraine but they lost and Giroud had said he will die on the pitch and that is why i want Wenger to quickly make a move, because we will not miss him. 

" We are ready to die on the field to get there. We want to show the French people and to ourselves that we are proud to represent France. We want to make proud all the people who love us and support us. I am offended [with the first-leg display]. I want to redeem myself. Like all my team-mates, I guess. They will give us exactly the same treatment on Tuesday. We won't be surprised. They are going to hit us hard. We want to do better, to make history. It is a matter of pride. We'll do it, I firmly believe. Today, I still can't grasp the idea of France not going to Brazil. We must find the right balance, to continue to play our game. This is not easy because there will be a lot of tension, a lot of stress. This is the game of the year" 

I really hope they overturn the 2-0 deficit but that is if Sagna plays! why would Debuchy be benching Sagna? Anyway, what do you expect when you have a former Chelsick player coaching a national team?

Come, Ogbeni, if U die, walahi, U know that majidun river? Thats where they will dump your body! Sanogo will replace you ... 

I am so laughing myself ... Let me get out mehn ... tomorrow is another day, have a gunnerous  day ahead.

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