THE EPL IS ABOUT TO GET HOTTER!

A very good morning to y'all once again ... its another Barclays Premier League weekend and as usual, the excitement, the buzz and the paparazzi it brings awaits the fans. Before the Match Day 1, i predicted some matches and i was ashamed of myself because only 2 predictions came to pass out of 10! Arghhh, this is why i dont play Nairabet or 360bet or whatever ... i know football is not predictable, especially as Manchester United's loss to Swansea would have broken so many hearts, in my area i heard many people saying "Swansea spoiled my ticket" lol ... wonder why people take football like mathematics, this is the EPL where Burnley can wake up one day and hammer Manchester City 3-0! Wake up dudes! This is not La Liga where Barcelona will surely hammer Levante by 7-0!

So, whats been happening lately in the EPL? Finally, LVG decided to sign a qulaity CB in Mojo, sorry, Marcos Rojo, an exciting defender that can play either as a centre back or left back, i remembered he scored against #Nigeria at the #World Cup in Brazil, what else can i say about him, maybe i should say yeah, he's got nice tattoo ... ask any Manchester United fan too, they won't know what to say about him, he is relatively unknown but he is a descent player. The problem i have is, where is he playing in Manchester United's new 3-5-2 formation? CB? where will Evans play? LB? where will Luke Shaw play? Well, like the fans will say, he is the tactical master so he knows best, hmmm ... agree with them? I agree with them, we all say his tactical skills again Swansea last week *Holds laughter* ... so, welcome Mr Mojo, what a time to come when the weather is COLD :) .... 

So, also in the deal, Nani has moved the opposite direction to join Sporting Lisbon, that is good for Man United, the next players to leave should be Anderson, Fletcher, Carrick and Welbeck ... they are not the calibre of players that should be with such club, Welbeck should be plying his trade in the Championship with Doncaster Rovers or Sheffield Saturday, is it Wednesday, whatever ... Sheffied oneday .... Fletcher should be playing for Bolton Wanderes and Anderson should be playing for Chelsea ... yeah, Bully team ... or Stoke City. Anyway, we shall see who is coming next to the Old Trafford.

So, the trending transfer news right now should be Mario Ballotelli's Liverpool move and it is likely to be completed later today as the striker is expected to fly to Liverppol for his medicals. *Sigh* Balotelli again? Okay, i am 100% sure he wont last in Liverpool, quote me, his skills and abiliy is unquestionable but his behaviors? Well, if Liverpool can cope with a vampire, why not a boxer? I wont be surprised if he is asked to sign a behavioral kinda paper too.

I mentioned something on twitter yesterday that if the English press can free him, Balotelli will be a success at Anfield. Brendan Rodgers looks too cool to coach Balotelli though, even a strong-headed coach like Mancini couldn't handle him, they had issues several times, how will Rodgers do it? we shall see, i also hop[e he can complete the whole formalities before the Monday clash with Manchester City.

Now that Angel Di Maria and Sami Khedira have both rejected new deals at Real Madrid, where will they be heading? Di Maria is rumoured to be heading to Manchester United while Chelsea and Arsenal also want Khedira but if  you ask me who needs Khedira most, it has to be Arsenal. Chelsea has got Ramires, Matic and Mikel while the gunners has no defensive midfielder and thats where they need to strengthen .... I will be amazed to see Angel heading to the Old Trafford though but if no other team except Manchester United is showing interest, then he will have no other choice than to go there because he already asked to leave the club.

Lets look at the weekend's fixtures and as usual, my predictions hehehehe, Nairabet players ....

Aston Villa vs Newcastle United

This is a tricky tie. Judging Newcastle by their last game against Manchester City will be a mistake, they are a good side and will prove that against Aston Villa, who won their first game against Stoke City.

Prediction: Aston Villa 1 Newcastle United 1

Chelsea vs Leicester City

This is no contest at all as Chelsea will easily romp Leicester City. Maybe we will see another game that will spoil tickets ... lol, i dont think so, i expect FabrePass to show another performance that will make Chelsea fans say he is the best in the world! 

Prediction: Chelsea 3 Leicester City 1

Crystal Palace vs West Ham United

A London derby, Crystal palace showed sparks against Arsenal the last time out and if they play that kind of game again, then the Hammers are in trouble. Chamakh is looking very sharp and should show himself here.

Prediction: Crystal palace 2 West Ham United 1

Southampton vs West Brom Albion

I will give this game to Southampton, they should 'kick-off' their season from this game, they've lost so many players but they've added few players and should find their way past the Albions.

Prediction: Southampton 2 West Brom 0

Swansea vs Burnley

Swansea is set to continue its 100% record against Burnley by grabbing the 3 needed points. An outstanding performance against Manchester United at Old Trafford signals their readiness for the season. Easy victory expected in this encounter

Prediction: Swansea 4 Burnley 0

Everton vs Arsenal

Okay, this is a tough duel. Arsenal know that they wont find it easy against the Tofees, the last time they met, it was a resounding 3-0 victory for Roberto Martinez's boys. The only problem i have is that Ross Barkley is out injured and that will be very hard for Everton while Arsenal has all its players fit except for Arteta. So, its gonna be a very interesting game!

Prediction: Everton 0 Arsenal 1

Hull City vs Stoke City

Stoke City should pick up their pieces against Hull City. They just got Victor Moses in their ranks and despite Hull City playing in Europe, they haven't really strengthen their squad enough to compete both in the EPL and the Europa League. Stoke City wont go down easily. I cant also stick out my neck for Stoke City, they can disappoint when least expected.

My Prediction: Hull City 1 Stoke City 1

Tottenham Hotspurs vs Queens Park Rangers

Normally, we should say this will be very easy for Spurs but there is something about QPR that you cant just ignore. The coach, Harry Redknapp is also a former coach of Spurs and as much as you will wanna say that doesnt matter, QPR has got qualities in their rank just as Spurs so i expect a very keenly contested match.

Prediction: Tottenham 3 QPR 1

Sunderland vs Manchester United

Okay, Robin Van Persie is back, so the goals are gonna keeping rushing, Mojo has also joined from Sporting Lisbon while Nani has gone the opposite way. Everything seems to be working fine for them right now except on the pitch, so this game is the perfect opportunity for them to return to reckoning ... but yet, with that 3-5-2 formation still there, Sunderland could spring a surprise.

Prediction: Sunderland 1 Manchester United 1

Manchester City vs Liverpool

This is the game of the week! i will be expecting a heavy traffic because of the mad rush to get home to see this game. Like i said earlier, i hope Balotelli's transfer will be finalized today so he can play on Monday. it will be interesting to see how he plays against his former side. The two sides have qualities. I really cant predict this but i have no choice than to do so.

Prediction: Manchester City 2 Liverpool 0

So, as i was rounding this up, i read a gossip that Welbeck is ready to leave Manchester United, good for him, Enyimba is still recruiting ... i hope Aba fans will like him. Thank sfor reading mare.

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AND HERE WE GO .... THE EPL KICKS OFF

... and finally, the big season is kicking off today, and just like every other season openers, the fans talk about which team is likely to win the league even without a ball being kicked! That is the fans for you, any yeah, things seem to have changed now with Arsenal's 3-0 thumping of manchester City in the community shield ... many analysts and fans alike are beginning to think Arsenal might just end the Premier League drought this season especially with the captures of Alexis Sanchez, Calum Chambers, David Ospina and Matt Debuchy and of course, with Wenger saying he is still in the market. So, we have to watch out for the gunners.

And of course, we still have to remember the all time favorites, Manchester United. With their new coach, Dutchman Louis Van Gaal, Man United fans feel they've finally landed the man who could do what the great Sir Alex Ferguson did for them with many trophies and the sign is already there with 100% record in their pre-season games and victories over big teams including Real Madrid, that is something to be positive of. The only problem i have is the formation he is employing, with 3-5-2 in the premiership, this is not the dutch league, its the premiership, with that formation, i see teams like arsenal having a easy ride with their speedy players, we saw that when Netherlands played against Argentina at the semi-final of the world cup, Argentina dominated fully with Di Maria and Messi tormenting at the flanks but then, this is not Argentina but Manchester United. So, lets wait and see.

Manchester City is also determined to defend their title and will be stronger when the season begins, i feel the 0-3 loss to Arsenal in the community shield was just a DEMO, they still have the armory to succeed and remain a real contender. They have not been the old City side that spends big in bringing in players every season but however they've brought in Mangala, a french defender from FC Porto for a huge price and of course they've got Bacary Sagna to warm their rich bench and some other players but i am particularly looking forward to see what they wanna do with wizkid, Kelechi Iheanacho; yeah, y'all thought i was gonna say Wizkid the singer, wetin that one know?

So, Chelsea fans, i dont know but really, i am not apologising but i just dont like your team, mouth too much ... but it doesn't take away the fact that Chelsea is a real contender too. The addition of Cesc Fabregas is so significant, thats a very good sign of seriousness, even though i still feel Lampard should have been retained, he is a club icon and i see no reason why he can't be kept, Mourinho and the chelsea board make a mistake of letting him go and allowed Man City to get him, remember Man City snapped up Patrick Vieira too, they like getting what other teams have worked all their lives for. If Mourinho is saying he released Lampard because he is old, why did he bring back guy called Drogba? Well, like most Chelsea fans will say, he is THEIR special one even though Arsenal fans still think he is a specialist in failure hehehehe, ok, not laughing ....

Alright, if you ask me, those 4 teams are gonna end up being in the Top 4 this season, can't predict their positions yet but Top 4 is sure for them. Liverpool's inability to get anothr top notch to replace Vampire Suarez is a major concern, they've bought over 9 players so far this season but ain't no one yet like that animal Suarez, a lethal goal scorer, all round complete footballer, the reason why BarKAlona paid such amount for his services. They tried to lure Alexis Sanchez though but Alexis just wanna play good football and that is the reason he went to the Gunners. Well, the transfer window is still open widely self, so we will see what Brendan Rodgers will do before the window closes. Not just Liverpool, most teams will still do something in the market especially Arsenal and Manchester United.

Well, lets check out the fixtures for the weekend .... i am so looking forward to it. First lets go to Old Trafford ...

Manchester United vs Swansea:

Okay, this is gonna be a straight 3 points for Manyoo. I don't expect it to be a easy ride though but they will get the needed result for sure, its pleasing to know that it is the season opener as it will be played around 12 and 1 pm ... we all wanna see whether the hype on Louis Vendor, sorry Van Gaal will pay off.

My Prediction: Man United 2 Swansea 0 ....

Leicester City vs Everton

I was football manager recently, i resigned at Marseille to go coach Everton after they sacked Mourinho for talking too much and i started the season exactly like this, my first game was against Leicester City and Everton won by 3-1 but with Lukaku playing this game, i don't wanna predict 3-1 but maybe more goals for Everton, Leicester City are however the Championship winner last season, so it wont be an easy ride for Everton ... ermmm, okay, i'll take a chill pill

My Prediction: Leicester City 1 Everton 1

Queen Park Rangers vs Hull City

Okay, this game will be one of the boring game of the week so it will be hard to predict and trust me, one of this teams will go down at the end of the season ... i just know. QPR are still keeping Loic Remy with them and that is an advantage, aside that they've got veterans in that team too, Rio Ferdinand and the coach lol. well ....

My Prediction: QPR 2 Hull City 0

Stoke City vs Aston Villa

This will go down to a draw. Stoke City are good in the attack, Odemwingie, Crouch and new recruit, Bojan. I am still looking forward to see that Aston Villa of those days, when Ashley Young was there running things and Agbonlahor doing his own thing. They were good then and posed threat to all the big teams back them but something similar will return when Benteke returns to fitness.

My Prediction: Stoke City 2 Aston Villa 1

Arsenal vs Crystal Palace

This is not expected to be a duel where the gunners need to sweat on at all, coupled with the fact that Tony Pulis just departed the eagles, wondering why though but i think he has done a decent work there and should have been retained. Arsenal no doubt, the best team in tEngland right now having beaten the EPL Champions and will wanna maintain that form. 

My Prediction: Arsenal 4 Crystal Palace 0

 

West Brom Albion vs Sunderland

West Brom got a real coup signing Nigerian striker, Brown Ideye for a club record of $10m. He is not the best when it comes to the Super Eagles of Nigeria but his goalscoring record in Europe is excellent, i am sure West Brom Manager knows this when he signed him up. Sunderland on the other hand *sigh* they will only try but i can see a draw in this tie.

My Prediction: West Brom 1 Sunderland 1

West Ham United vs Tottenham Hotspurs

Okay, a tough duel this will be. I know most people will be like its gonna be easy for Spurs but this is a London derby, Its always not easy when Londoners play. I will boldly say West ham United wil ......... okay, lose. Tottenham will override them aha.

My Prediction: West Ham United 0 Spurs 2

Liverpool vs Southampton

Okay, this match is a must watch for me, i dont know about you. This is a game between a rich man and a supermarket ... Southampton lost Lallana, Lovren and Lambert to Liverpool and aside Lallana who is out injured, the other Ls are set to face their former team. Southampton is so depleted right now and they wont escape being beaten by Liverpool. Yes, with goals as well.

My Prediction: Liverpool 3 Southampton 0

Newcastle United vs Manchester City

This is another tough game but Newcastle will just try thier best but Manchester City will show their superiority over the magpies. Newcastle made some couple of deals as well, as usual buying unknown players and turning them to world class players, Manchester City on the other hand are noy fully fit yet for the season, we all saw that against the Gunners last Saturday and maybe a surprise sha but wait for it. Its gonna be an interesting game.

My Prediction: Newcastle United 1 Manchester City 2

Burnley vs Chelsea

Okay, in this case, i just wanna say i pity Burnley, thats all. Well, it will also be interesting to see who mans the post for Chelsea, will it be Courtois or Cech? We shall see ... and i also wanna see Fabregas.

My prediction: Burnley 0 Chelsea 4

So, as i go right now, all of you that plays Nairabet or naijabet abi its 1960, you can use my prediction and i'll bet you will win, trust me. Sha send my own cut or else ehn! 

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EPL SOON!!!!! TRANSFERS ON-GOING AND MORE ....

So, just like many football lovers, i am so excited that the world cup is over ... yeah, all the paparazzi, the drama and all ... it's over and to crown all the DRAMAS of the tournament, the player of the tournament prize was rigged! Yes, i know we all want James Rodriguez to get that award due to his magnificent outing at the tournament, but FIFA has its own way of judging despite the fact that Mr Blatter is saying he knows nothing about the politics in HIS own office ... what a joke! .... and for Barca fans, they can be so blinded by love for their talisman ... whether you all like it or not, Messi DONT deserve to be the MVP, not even in Top 3! beat that!

Well, i am not interested in that, i am so much interested i the league that i can't wait for to start, yeah, the English Premier League #EPL ... well, the fixtures are out and fans are looking forward to the kick off already although at this point, we all just wanna be reading the papers to know who and who is moving to where .... 

So, Arsene Wenger started where he left off last season by capturing Chilean Alexis Sanchez, what a signing if you ask me, all the years of Arsenal not signing players is now paying off, yeah, Arsenal fans didnt like Wenger due to that reason but they all forgot that Arsenal had new stadium and they had to pay back the debt which i think have been completed and the reason why big signings are coming in now. It was Mesut Ozil last season, now its Sanchez and there is also the buzz of Sami Khedira following Alexis to the Emirates and that will make all other #EPL rivals sit up. Really, #Arsenal just added quality to the side.

Other teams arent sleeping too, Chelsea signed Spanish striker Diego Costa long before the start of the World Cup in Brazil after a wonderful season with Athletico Madrid scoring goals with fun, got to the final of the Champions League and won the Spanish La Liga but unfortunately, sorry Chelsea fans, had a miserable tournament in his native Brazil. Honestly, if you ask me, it will be hard for Diego Costa to impress in England, come on! We are talking about the toughest league in the World! A league where Sunderland can beat Chelsea at home lol, its been a while i took a jibe at Chelsea though ... but getting Diego Costa is a big plus and letting go of David Luiz for such huge amount is great especially after that performance at the World Cup .... Oh, Mourinho ... 

And i heard a certain Felipe Costa is also following Diego Costa to Stamford Bridge ... althoug i'm still not comfortable with Mourinho letting go of Frank Lampard, i think he is an icon that should be allowed to retire at the club and probably becomes a player/coach at the club he did everything for, and if the rumour of Chelsea trying to bring back Didier Drogba as a player/coach is anything to go by, then its a shame on Chelsea's side but #Kermit

Sill on Arsenal, respected spanish newspaper, Marca reportedly said Real Madrid has agreed a deal of 25m Pounds (sorry i don't have a pounds sign on my keyboard) and it is now left for the player to agree personal terms with the club and if its true he is requesting to be the highest player at the club, then i will tell Wenger to shove him off, its not like he is that fantastic, fine he is a good player but not fantastic. Marca has a reliable source in Real Madrid and when they say something on transfer, then its gonna work. David Ospina of Colombia is also on the wish list of Arsenal who will need a back up goalkeeper after the departure of Lukasz Fabianski to Swansea City.

Okay,i know this Arsenal fans hate this particular image but then, its been done, we've gat to move on. Cesc Fabregas has moved to Stamford Bridge to team up with Jose Mourinho, yes, that is the coach that Fabregas never liked in Spain but don't blame him, he wanted out of Barcelona and he was hoping Arsene Wenger would sign him but he didn't even show interest so he had to go to a club that wanted him and that is Chelsea, you still wanna blame him? I wish him good luck at the club, even though Mourinho is likely to turn him to a defensive midfielder the way he turned Bros Mikel. 

Manchester United already got a world class coach in Louis Van Gaal and that made the whole Manchester United fans supporting the Netherlands at the world Cup, lol, funny people, they also signed Anders Herrera, i don't know much about him but i heard he is better than Anderson and Fellaini, so not a bad deal for the reds.

More talk tomorrow, we will talk about Suarez tomorrow and what Michael Owen is saying ...  and yeah before i go, take another look Fabregas in Chelsea's jersey, wont you ask yourself whether Chelsea should get a good tailor? #OKBye

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MOURINHO IS A CLASS, GERRAD'S NEW BOOTS, EPL TITLE NOT OPEN TO CHELSEA ....

I decided not to tweet yesterday during and after the Liverpool, Chelsea game at Anfield, the reason not far fetched, when i saw the line up of Chelsea and with all the mouth i've made earlier about how Liverpool are gonna whip Chelsea's ass, i had no choice than to zip ma mouth which i did during the game, although, Liverpool started brightly until Steven Gerrard decided to swap his boot and used the boot given to him as birthday gift from Roman Abarahamovic and mehn, its a wonderful boot but it just didnt work out for Steven Gee!

Nice gift from Abrahamovic to Gerrard, Unique boot

So, just like what everyone says, football aint mathematics and before you know, the race for the EPL title has now been blown open with Chelsea's victory over Liverpool, i must say i am really disappointed because i really wanted Liverpool to win and go ahead to widen the gap. Okay but looking at the highlight, what happened to Steven Gee and check out the second goal, that was a mockery on Liverpool, nice one for Torres, he didn't wanna score against his old club out of respect and decided to pass to Willian who eventually got the goal that nailed the coffin on Liverpool. Mourinho shouted on top oh his voice, what a coach, so entertaining a man.

Next time Steven, dont collect gifts from Abrahamovic

On Mourinho, like i said on twitter yesterday, as much as i dont really like him, well because of his talkativity, pardon that English, he talks too much, meddling in other teams' business and calling a old man like Wenger a failure, chei, a man old enough to be your uncle ... but aside that, give him to him tactically, he knows his onions, he always know what he wants and gets the results against the big teams, he came in with a plan and got the victory, that is a coach. He deserves three freaking gbozas! i know his fans will be smiling now, mshewwww, U will all cry on Wednesday, U go see.

Brendan Rodgers have been lamenting on Mourinho's tactics though,

"They parked two BRT buses, rather than one. From the first minute, they had more than 10 men behind the ball, we were the team trying to win but we just couldn't make the breakthrough"

What do you expect Bro Rodgers, for Mourinho to open his yansh for you to keep pouring in the goals? If you couldn't make the breakthrough, that is due to your tactics as a coach so why faulting another manager's tactics? Ogbeni, do your homework well joor.

The title is now for Manchester City to lose, they just need to win all their remaining three games and win the title, but can they? They have to face Everton, Aston Villa and West Ham. Everton will prove the toughest and considering the fact that are playing at home, they can do agidi and grab a draw and if they should get the draw and Liverpool wins its next two matches against Crystal palace and Newcastle United, then they will win it. This is why the EPL is the best in the world, you cant predict anything but i will stand on my prediction that Liverpool will still win the EPL. Chelsea? so because they won now, they feel they can win the EPL? OYO .... 

Mourinho, very funny character

Still on coaches, congratulations to Ryan Giggs for winning (well, its just Norwich na) his first game in charge, if you ask me, i will say those Man United players plotted against Moyes, see the way they played against Norwich and the way they've been playing against Moyes! Wicked boys .... 

Okay, the EPL team of the year has been announced and there is no single player of Arsenal in the line-up, haba! This is a team that were on top of the table for the whole of the first half of the season, do you think its easy to HELP other big boys holding on to the top before they come there, they have been good servants keeping that place before Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea took over, so for that, they should have been considered. Aaron Ramsey and Lauren Kolscieny especially deserved to be in the team, facing the fact, they should and where is Chelsea's Azpilicueta or whats his name, the dude tried this year too.

Congrats to the duo, they deserve it

                                                               EPL Team of the year:

                                            Petr Cech - Chelsea

                            Vincent Kompany - Manchester City           Garry Cahill - Chelsea

                                                                                                        

             Seamus Coleman - Everton                                           Luke Shaw - Southampton

 

                           Yaya Toure - Man City                   Steven Gerrard - Liverpool

          Adam Lallana - Sothampton                                             Eden Hazard - Chelsea

                                Daniel Sturridge - Liverpool        Luis Suarez - Liverpool

Now, that is the EPL team of the year and like i said, they all deserve to be there but really i would have loved to see Lauren Kolscieny and what do you think of Wayne Rooney? he should be in the EPL team of the year but i know how difficult it is, Daniel Sturridge has been wonderful this year too, scoring amazing goals and his partnership with Luis Suarez is out of this world!

For all the Chelsea fans rooting for Everton for the 4th place, congratulations to you all for they have done you proud, send a gift to Southampton for that. You have the same colour and you gave them Lukaku, so i understand your rooting, just the way i'll be rooting for Athletico Madrid on Wednesday.

Arsenal plays tonight against Newcastle United and they need to win to seal the 4th place tonight at the Emirates 

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Have a nice balling day and for tonight, #COYG!  

MO-MO-MOYES ..... VAN GAAL IN?, CECH'S INJURY WILL KILL CHEKPE

So according to BBC Sports, Sir Alex Ferguson is set to help in selecting the next manager of Manchester United, *sigh* ... is this not the same man that hand-picked David Moyes? is it that the board of Man U aint competent enough to pick the right man to lead the club? With all due respect to Sir Alex, he was a success at the helms of affairs while he was the manager, wining many laurels and all that and retired when the ovation was loud but he has retired and should leave the affairs of Man U to the board, well, except he is still part of the board and even if he is, is he the one to recommend the new coach? Well, thats their wahala, if they like, they can pick Amodu Shuaibu, ko kanye .... 

According to source, this is where Moyes found out about his sack ... too bad

People have been talking about Luis Van Gaal and i think he will be a perfect man for the job, they need an old man, that can yell at the referees and they'll turn penalties to free-kick, someone that can look into Mourinho's eyes and tell him "go and sit somewhere you this small arrogant boy", not a Moyes that will be scared of facing Mourinho. Lets face it, referees were always afraid of Ferguson then, we all tag them as PDP because of the favours they get from referees, its not like they are special but Ferguson's influence was all that that worked for them, who on earth knows Moyes? talo mo iyalaya e? Mshewww

The dude deserves an award for all the records broken

Yeah, Moyes had to go, he has broken many records in his 10 months at the Old Trafford, he turned Man U to a 'LOL' team, i remembered one of the Chelsea fans after the game against Liverpool at Old Trafford saying "LOL United 0 Liverpool 3', come on! that can not happen during Sir Alex's time, teams now play Man U without fear, imagine Everton getting 6 points from them, right from the beginning they got it all wrong, Ferguson picked the wrong man, everyone thought Mourinho will succeed Ferguson but i don't know, maybe because they are both Scots, why Moyes? Mshewwww, now he wanna pick another one .... i think Moyes will get another offer, to be fair to him, he is not a bad coach but Man U is just too big for him, its like giving a 16 year old a truck to drive, no matter how good you are, you wont be able to handle the pressure of handling such huge truck, Moyes wasnt the right man and he is still not, someone that hitherto not won a single trophy since he started his managerial whatever, now you want him to lead a world class team in Man U? come on! this is not Chelsea (yabbings will start) that any one like Villa Basket can come and lead, it is Man freaking United! So, get Van Gaal ..... #Gbam 

Ogbeni, Moyes is dead, dont mind them, he wasnt sacked, he died

So, goodluck to Ryan Giggs; meanwhile, Luis Van Gaal aint the only one that has been linked with the job, former assistant coach, Carlos Queroz has also been linked but i think Carlos is just too quiet to be the coach of Manchester United, they need another Alex Ferguson. And before i STFU on Man U issue, i understand that the shares of Man U rose by 6% immediately Moyes was sacked! Chei, wicked people! So, they hate the guy that much?

Okay, moving on, So Chelsea went to Spain yesterday and defended perfectly well against Athletico Madrid, Mourinho knows how to do that aha, i remember very well that game against Barcelona. It was a good result for Chelsea, but they should be aware that a goal by Athletico in England will dabaru everything o! They are not safe at all, intact, i still feel Athletico Madrid will edge out Chelsea especially as Petr Cech is out of the season now, who wanna keep? i pity them, and this is why the game against Liverpool will be a must watch for me, i must see it, the way Liverpool will spell Chelsea with goals hen? lool .... 

Can U imagine??? 9-1-0 formation

Lol, Mourinho!!!! How long is Terry gonna be out? Cech has been wonderful this season, he was their saviour, aside Ba, against Paris St Germain with superb saves and has been a key figure in the Chelsea team so i dont wanna hear the fans' excuse, they will conceed goals like kilode .... we shall see 

So, hoping to see a wonderful game tonight between Real Madrid and Bayern Munich, meanwhile, i was there when the bodyguards bounced Moyes out of Old Trafford .... i snapped it with my phone lol 

They didnt even allow him to pack his shoes

Okay, going for today, seeing you tomorrow .... hopefully 

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ADIEU MOYES, CHELSEA WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE OVER! HEHEHEEEE ...

Just last week, a very coded Chelsea fan, @afilmhead suggested that I opened this blog just to yabb Chelsea fans but I can categorically say that he is very wrong; I know most of my write ups have been about Chelsea fans and the club itself, not like I just decided to pick against them but their mouths too much! Kilode! I must say I am guilty of that anyway, I am so surrounded by blues fans and not just fans but fans that can talk, fumble and feel Mourinho is their mini-god, they just can annoy me with their boasting especially MJ (moji_arabs) and @Omoita, those two are pain in my black ass! 

Ok, but really, I am not a lover of Manchester United and that's why I always tag them 'WomanCHESTer United', I don't like VanPersie, yeah because he left my club, guess now you know my team, 'trophyless? Whatever! We are ending It this season, and of course I dislike Evra, he is so full of himself, always feeling like one small daddy on the pitch, and I used to dislike Rooney but mehn, except you are an enemy of progress, you can't help but love the talent of that young man! Wayne Marvellous Rooney! But really, kill Van Persie and Evra and i'll love ManU again, but doesn't mean i'll be a fan BUT Chelsea, oh God! I so HATE that club, I am their NO1 enemy, they can tag me hater or whatever, ko kanye but when they do well, of course i'll praise them, objectivity is part of my write up! 

Aiiit, so bottom placed Sunderland were to meet 'high-flying' Chekpe, sorry, Chelsea and they were already celebrating and walking the match over, to them it was already 3 points and we're already looking forward to the Liverpool game forgetting Sunderland. What sort of fans do that? Thats disrespectful to Sunderland naw, they felt it's 3 points and most of soccer fans too feel the same way and you can't blame 'US' especially as we know they won't give Liverpool a breathing space in the pursuit of the EPL, but this is England and not Spain where we know that Messi will score 6 goals against Mallorca or where we know Ronaldo will score 4 against Bilbao; Chelsea went to sleep, forgetting that was the same team that knocked them out of the Carling Cup, mshewww, immediately Sunderland won that game, I just called up Steven Gerrard to congratulate him on the EPL title. Don't beef me for having Gerrard's number naw! 

God really saved them that day, I wasn't online! They would have deleted their twitter accounts because of me or they would have blocked me cos I will YABB them die! Instead of facing their market, they will be rooting for Everton to beat Arsenal to 4th place, interfering in another team's wahala. Like I said few weeks ago, Chelsea will not win a stainless spoon this season, nothing for them.

Anyway, let's move ahead joor, honestly like any other soccer fan, I would have loved Everton to come to the Champions League but let's face it, if we should exclude Lukaku from this Everton side, sentiments aside, Everton won't be where they are today, so if they should go to the Champions League, they won't even get to the group stage! Experience matters a lot and Arsenal have been in the Champions League for the past 17 years, and that's what we talking about! Nice run by Everton but leave it to Arsenal, that's the only English team that can shakara Bayern Munich in Munich, Everton should stay in the Europa League biko.

To you Liverpool fans, I congratulated you after the victory against Manchester City because to me, that was the title decider, Liverpool won the league with that game and to my surprise Chelsea fans were doing calculation, thinking they will beat Liverpool and win the league! Chei! Those people! So full of themselves! Haba! They so much believe in their Hazard! E dey ur body!

So, once again, congratulations to Liverpool, they deserve it! And my prediction hasn't changed for the season:

Premier League : Liverpool

CarlingCup: ManChitty

ChampsLeague: Real Madrid

FA Cup: Arsenal (file fun!) I am so sure Chelsea fans will be wearing Hull City jersey that day while the hypocrites among them will say "let's just support them so they can at least win something after 9 years" awon alabosi 

Chelsea fans, if you like, go meet babalawo, Chewing gum, you will not win! Go and beg Crystal Palace, Aston Villa and Sunderland to give you the 3 Points, that's 9 phucking points and you'll topple Liverpool! Oh, by the way, UP GUNNERS! 

Oh, just before publishing this post, i heard the 'UNBREAKING" news that Moyes, as expected, has been sacked and will be replaced by Jose Mourinho ... hahahahahahaha ... Chelsea fans will just have heart attack lolz, well i'll write more on that tomorrow, but really Moyes had to go, i give no shii about WomanCHESTer United though but Moyes aint just the right man for that job, he should have stayed with Everton. More on that tomorrow 

goodbye people

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NIJA CHELSEA FANS, U WANNA PAY MOURINHO'S FINE? --- TITLE DECIDER THIS WEEKEND

A very good morning to you guys, yeah i know its been a while and maybe because i'm an Arsenal fan, i have been inconsistent, so accepted, and i am sorry for that, i have been traveling up and down meeting with Roman Abarahamovic, we have been discussing on the case of Eden Hazard's move to Arsenal, so, Arsenal will give Chelsea Giroud and Sanogo and in return they will give Arsenal Hazard, what a deal right? Perfect deal, thats my reason for been inconsistent like Arsenal.

So, before Chelsea fans kill me, like they've always wanted to, let me congratulate you guys for being in the semi final of the Champions League but note one thing, if you don't win that title, then you aint winning shii this season because you CAN NOT win the Premier League, i dont wanna know any special one you have, that cant happen at least for this season.

Liverpool have been wonderful this season and i must say, i would want them to win the league but its really gonna be difficult, Manchester City are gonna be very difficult to edge out but then the fixture this weekend will surely define the season, a victory on Sunday for Liverpool will see them 7 freaking points ahead of Manchester City and to be honest i am not bothered about Chelsea, they are just THERE even though their fans wont admit it.

The first leg at the Etihad ended in 2-1 in favour of Manchester City but Liverpool are now stronger and better and they score like they dont care, its gonna be a very interesting match and i wont be surprised if Chelsea fans pray for a draw, as they always do, they are 'OLOTES", they can laugh at other teams and wont face their own markets, i dont think they should be blamed though, their coach is also like that, that Mourinho dude! arghhhhhh. Well, i want Liverpool to win this game and go ahead to win the Premier League, they truly deserve it, no one gave them that chance especially as their top man, Vampire Suarez didnt play the first 7 matches or thereabout due to suspension after eating the sweet flesh of Branislav Ivanovic, yet the dude is closiing on 30 goals and leading Liverpool to glory. Let's see how it goes.

Okay, so some Chelsea fans have decided to pay Mourinho's fine of 8,000 pounds and when i heard that all i could say was "wow". A very good step and it will even make that talkative reduce his wahala, but i have been asking, is this not the time for our own Chelsea fans in Nigeria to trulky show themselves? With all their mouths, bla bla bla on twitter all the time, people like @haykinz @babatundeCASH @moji_aribs @OMOiTA ... plenty of them, its not all about mouth, show it! They defeated Paris t germain and they started celebrating like they,ve won the Champions League, they nearly run down my battery that night with pings, they bombarded my TL, painted my street blue, they can form!!!! Now, this is the time to be a real blue, donate out of the money, awon OLOBE especially that MJ, mouth too much!

Really, Arsenal fans, would we have done the same for Wenger? For where? say wetin happen? after sending so many people to hospital with High Blood Pressure, they should and pay one stupid fine again? Mshewww, Mourinho deserved it and thats why the fans are going extra mile to ensure they support him, they have been riding high on the EPL, even though they WONT win it, they have been wonderful in the Champions League, although they have reached their last bus stop, and they tried in the FA Cup but they had to be knocked out because Arsenal is there to win it *smiles* ... So, give it up to Mourinho, in case you wanna contribute to Mourinho's fine, just holla, i will send you the account number :)

So, the EPL resumes tomorrow and all eyes will definitely be at Anfield where Liverpool hosts Manchester City on Sunday but before then, the Almighty Arsenal will play Wigan Athletic tomorrow in the FA Cup semi final and ermmm, Arsenal is so inconsistent so you cant predict but i'll still give it to the Gunners, hopefully the police will arrest Giroud for raping this night so he wont get to play tomorrow. 

I am going joor, my Football Manager is waiting for me, and i am coaching Liverpool lol

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Oh, just before publishing this post, i saw the fixture of the semi final, Chelsea playing Athletico Madrid, hmmm, Chekpe fans, you are so OUT! it will do you like film trick