MOURINHO, THE SPECIAL ONE IN CAUSING WAHALA

I talked about Mourinho yesterday and to be honest  with you, i didnt know much about what he said about Eto'O but now i have gotten the full details and all i could say is "what on hell was he thinking talking like that'? *sigh* Mourinho!!!!!

Okay, according to the recorders, they said Mourinho knew about the whole thing, it wasnt a secret recording and that the camera is close to him, so why is he saying they secretly recorded him? Accoring to them

"These are not stolen images, the camera wasnt 10 metres away, its not on zoom. You could see the red light and hefully aware the comments were being filmed, especially as he is someone who comes across cameras so often and who is used to the media. Mourinho perhaps did not want to fully assume what he had said. He could have come and seen the journalist and asked us not to use the images, he did not make any special request".

Yeah, exactly what i thought. he is always boasting, blabbing and igberaga ti po ju fun, calling people names, like i said yesterday, he called Wenger a specialist in failure, when he was in Madrid, he had a spat with some of the players and did the unimaginable, benching a Spanish icon in Casillas, many Madrid players were not happy with that and it caused wahala in the dressing room, he had a spat with Ronaldo as well, in short, he scattered Real Madrid. Now, look at the present coach Real Madrid, look at the wonderful work he's been doing at the Bernabeu, they are on top of the table and the players are enjoying their manager, there is no wahala and their manager is not in the papers week in, week out for the wrong reasons. 

Check out what sports journalist Biola Kazeem said on him and Carlo Ancellotti,

"Carlo Ancelotti is the real Special one. Achiever, graceful, thoughtful and very intelligent. Carries himself and speaks with dignity, grace and decorum, not like some self obsessed motor park tout who thinks it is fair game to slate everyone from referees to fellow managers, from his own players to even UEFA & UNICEF because he has won a trophy or two. Take a bow Don Carlo, The Real special One"

I know i dont have a brain

Okay, i totally agree with Biola, i can imagine how the Chelsea dressing room will be right now, dont be surprised if Mourinho gets the beat of his life from Bros Sammy, he is obviously not happy and with way he responded when he was being asked about the whole issue; not just Eto'O but also Torres and Demba Ba, imagine their coaches saying his team has no strikers where some dudes are trying their best for the club, come on Mourinho. When Eto'O was asked, this is what he said 

" I am Samuel Eto'O, what can i say? if at 36 and 37, i can score 3 goals at Manchester United, it means i still have some juice and i can even score until i am 50. But i really dont care, what is really important to me is to give my maximum to the team, to help them to win some titles. I am feeling so good, the relationshio is OK, there is nothing exciting to tell you. I just keep smiling, keep fighting, keep training well and things will come" 

On Mourinho's comments that Chelsea has a team but no strikers, 

"That's probably the way he thinks; i have my way to think as well and nothing special, i dont have an issue with anyone" 

Now, with all this problems and all that, i believe this will affect Chelsea whether they like it or not, the dressing room can never be the same again, Eto'O, Torres and Ba will never be happy with him for that statement and we'll get to see the results as time goes on. 

Now, Eto's former lover, Anna Barranca, who is 43 years old and has an 11 year old daughter, Annie, with the footballer said he's not 35, but 39 going on 40.

The girl resemble Eto'O though 

The Italian hairdresser (pictures above with her daughter) told The Sun UK today,

"I think Samuel is not 35, he is more 39. Samuel was born in 1974 and so that makes him 39 now."

She claims she was informed of Eto'O's true age when they were dating by a friend who grew up with Eto'O in Cameroon. 

What will Eto'O be thinking right now? They wanna spoil hios career and thanks to that lousy, gbeborun Mourinho, if i were Eto'O, i'll terminate my contract with Chekpe with immediare effect.

Normally i would have give no damn about this whole shii especially as it concern Chelsea but Sammy is an African icon, so whether i'm a Chelsea fan or not, i have got to defend my own bruva from another country lol. 

Guy, you are older than my grandma, talk the truth

Okay, i know Mourinho has his own fans but truth be said, sentiments aside, he has overdone it this time, you dont toy with a player's life, career or whatever, the uy should be beaten up joor, a slap or a punch in the mouth, i swear he wont be talking shii again ... ode oshi .... Join me tomorrow jare 

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FERDINAND PUNCHED MOYES, GAVE HIM RED EYE ... GALACASERA HOSTS CHEKPE

Exactly what i predicted before the game, i said WomanCHESTer U9ted were gonna lose that game, so i got my groundnut and viju milk, legs crossed while seeing the pink devils falling on the pitch as if they had garri and epa as food before coming on to the pitch, i was highly embarrassed, as i asked myself, are these the Champions of England? 

Truth be said, managers have their match plans so i am not bothered about who plays and who doesnt especially when it comes to Manchester United, Van persie in that team will continue making me dislike that team and yeah, did you see the opportunity he missed yesterday? Wow, and when he did, Arsenal's loan player, Joel Campbell scored a wonderful goal, a typical Arsenal class! yippee  ... I will love to ask Moyes one question, what happened to Kagawa? That dude is shii mehn, classy player and Moyes keep ignoring him for wait for it ... Ashley Kini? Young? abeggy, even Januzaj was not on the pitch, the guy really need a proper spanking and i heard Ferdinand punched his face with a heavy blow ... If you think i am lying, shebi pictures don't lie LOLZ 

and see Kagawa, the dude is wicked sha, making fun of an agbalagba like Moyes, its not fair na! Ferdinand is so wicked, a single slap should have been okay, not a heavy punch ....

Look at other teams that lost, Arsenal lost to not just the defending champions but the World Champions in Bayern Munich and Manchity lost to Barcelona, so we can say those are power-house in European football but Olympiakos? Hell no ... this is a team whose attack was led by an unknown 21 year old Nigerian, and their second goal was scored by a player who has been loaned out for 3 years consecutively by Arsenal now, although just to get a work permit and not becuase he is not good enough, if that Campbell guy is used as striker, he is better than Giroud *i stand on my word* ... so, if you ask me, i will say Man U should quickly arrange a cup and tag it, Ferguson Cup, they should  invite teams like Sunshine Stars, Ikorodu FC and Ibile United, by this they would be able to win a cup this season, remember they are out of the FA Cup, Carling Cup, technically, the League, and the Champions League, oh pls Moyes, are you a learner?

And for Man U fans that have been asking for Moyes to go, were you all not defending him after he was announced back then? so why crying, if you dont like him? durr 

Okay, joke apart, anything can happen in football and something tells me Man U will still advance by beating Olympiacos ONLY if they can avoid a goal at Old, sorry New Trafford.

And so Chelsea are playing tonight against GalaCasera abi whats it called? And except if y'all wanna form, you are all scared of Didier Drogba , admit it now! i am so looking forward to that game, its gonna be tough and i dont think Chelsea can do anything to stop Didier from scoring especially as the first leg will be held in Turkey. 

Personally, i would want Gala to take this, maybe that garrulous Mourinho will STFU for  once, i still am very angry with his comment on Eto'O, iru jagbajagba wo niyen? Eto'O should do what Ferdinand did to Moyes, punch hius mouth, that guy can destroy a team! He thinks he is the special one? mshewww, indeed, He was at Real Madrid, he caused wahala, now at Chelsea, he already did one, was he not the one that called Agbalagba Wenger a specialist in failure? his own is too much, face football for once and stop being a talkative, DeMatteo had did what he couldnt do at Chelsea, let him win the Champions League for Chelsea and then i'll tag him the special one. For now, he the Troublesome one. Onisokuso oshi, GalaCasera will show you tonight, wagba!

You go know tonight

Lets see what happens tonight though. Meanwhile, big ups to @iam_teehizik and @haykinz, the two Chekpe fans that are set to cry tonight hehehehee

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FOOLISH WENGER, LAZY OZIL ... MIRACLE IN GERMANY

Let me start on a question note, what do you call a man who goes to war with Hmmmm, let's say Spartacus and instead of using your sword, you decided to make use of your knife? Okay, that's just a teaser, unto the next level!

So, yesterday, I said the game could end up 4-0 in favour of Arsenal, yes naw, shebi it's what I saw in my dream but to be fair with me, I said the game ended 2-0 but I credited the two goals to Arsenal, I guess I didn't see the jersey well in the dream, actually there was no light that night so I must have mistaken the jerseys, so my dream came true, it was 2-0, and @2rayoh was all waiting to making fun of me and immediately she updated her PM and I ignored it but just like all stubborn ManU9ted fans, she pinged me, chei, that chick mehn....



this pained me small, but i laughed @2rayoh

I woke this morning and met 11 pings about people making fun of Arsenal, seriously what do people expect after Szczesny was sent off? Miracle? Come we are not playing against ManU9ted na, we are playing the WORLD Champions, Bayern! First, the referee killed the game, that sent off shouldn't have been, it was a penalty because there was a contact but red card? Hell no! That's not a red card offence! But will all this have happened if Ozil had scored the penalty? He is just too lazy, playing a penalty against the best goalkeeper in Europe and you lazily kicked the ball like say na Alampasu dey for goal! He has not been living up to expectations at all, I am not one of those Gooners who have been criticising him lately but yesterday's performance was aweful, he killed the game for us, I am so sure if we had scored that penalty, who knows, the 4-0 could actually happen! Ozil is not our penalty taker though, all our takers were not on the pitch, Arteta, Walcott, Podolski and Vermaelen... But ko Kanye mehn!

 

Even Alampasu will stop this penalty by ozil

On Wenger himself, how could you play against Bayern with Yaya Sanogo? Whatever happened to Giroud, despite the fact that he is also a stupid striker, Giroud could have been a better choice, FINE, he is been punished for sleeping with olosho in the team's hotel but when you wanna punish him, not in this kind of Spartacus battle! Come on Old Man! Podolski was on the BENCH! Sanogo was just running up and down like a ball boy, I felt so dissapointed in Wenger to be honest and he should cover his face in shame, he has lost it. His arrogance is ruining Arsenal!

 

Arrogance 1 - He didn't sign a striker in January when we all know we needed one badly

Arrogance 2 - He decided to bench Giroud and play Sanogo who has not even started a premier league game this season when Podolski is sitting on the bench, Is that not madness? Mshewwww! And he is all over the papers talking about miracle in Germany, are you a learner? With who? Sanogo? Now, MourinHOE will now even get more mouth having tagged him a specialist in failure before, the guy is right though, Wenger is a specialist in failure. If I handle Arsenal, with the kind of money they give him every season, we would have won trophies, 8 years counting and nothing yet, no wahala as far as Enyimba is winning trophies, Kilo kan mi.

So, I have decided not to watch Blitz today, I don't wanna see anything, it's gonna be AfriMagicYoruba all the way, nothing sports!

Have a gonnerous day peeps but make sure you go to war with the right weapon, not a knife like Sanogo!

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MY DREAM : ARSENAL 4 BAYERN MUNICH 0

The last time i had a dream was 2 days ago, and yeah that was when i dreamt that i got home one day and wanted to soak garri only to find a cockroach inside the bucket of garri, and i so freaking hate cockroaches, so i abandoned the whole garri, later in the afternoon when i got home, i found not just one but 3 STUPID cockroaches inside the garri, i didn't know what to do for them, because i hate their sight, smell and everything, especially when they fly! arghhhhh! i just left them there till they ran away but they later died because they wanted to jump from the cabinet to the floor but found themselves inside the bin, a big opportunity to kill them. Chelsick oshi.

The reason i am talking about dream is because of my dream earlier this morning, i dreamt after the final whistle, Arsenal won Bayern Munich by 2-0 but because i dreamy earlier of 1 cockroach only to found 3, then i think we will win by 4-0 tonight, yeah my dreams do come true o, i said this on twitter and people already making fun of  me, SMH, you will all be stunned tonight especially @2rayoh , that Manyoo9ted nigress who think i was joking, i hope i'll see you all tonight after Cazorla would have scored 2 goals. 

Really, its gonna be a tough game tonight and i think we will win, i don't see Bayern beating us at the Emirates, whenever we play at home, we are demons! We will show that again tonight.

Ok, lets see what will happen tonight, i am particularly glad that Franck Ribery will not be part of the team and as usual, i expect to see Chelsea fans wearing Bayern jersies tonight, they are always like that, awon olote oshi, they will be stunned the way Manchitty stunned them, i dont know their wahala with Arsenal, i am very sure we are set to take victory tonight, i already placed my smirnoff and shawarma in the fridge to celebrate tonight. 

Okay, thats from me today. Gotta run

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LIVERPOOL TRASHING, DOWNFALL OF WENGER, NOT ARSENAL ... WE CAN STILL CLAIM THE EPL THOUGH

I was coming from school yesterday when i suddenly realized we were playing Liverfools, i had a friend beside me and as soon there was traffic light wahala, i quickly checked soccernet.com for update and as you know Naija network naw, not responding but "ping" i heard on ma phone, i checked and it was my number 1 football enemy, @moji_aribs and immediately i knew somethign terrible is happening because i dont expect her to ping if we are down by a goal but for her to ping something terrible is happening!

i quietly, majestically, 'iberucally', opened her ping and i saw "U guys r so fucking dead (dancing smiley)" and without still knowing whats going on at Anfield, i sent her a "ignore smiley" and she responded again with "4 goals in 20 minutes, mehn, wat a record" and by this time, the traffic light has indicated green, i was confused, cars horning behind me to move it man!!!! i asked my friend beside to open soccernet again and check, because he too, just like the alabosi that has been pinging me, is also a Chelsea fan, he was so glad to quickly confirm and when he told me "Wo Akin, tiyin ti bayin", i just kept quiet and told him to drop my phone and luckily, he dropped at Maryland while i continue my journey, at this time, i wasnt even rushing home again, rush to go de wetin naw? mshewww, my mind went straight to @haykinz and all other Chelsea fans who know how i fumble a lot on twitter and decided i wont come on twitter throughout that day.

It was a bad day, i updated my PM on BBM, "Is this my own Arsenal"? and as expected, lots of people yabbing me, even my own @Proud_EkitiGirl made me wanna go gaga, o jo mi gan mehn! I was just using style to check if miracles of Nigeria v Morocco will happen, but no, and when i checked who Chelsea were gonna play and i saw Newcastle, i just hissed and one wicked headache came knocking and got me slept off. After waking up, Chelsea fans were all over twitter jubilating as usual like they have won the EPL or the World Club Cup, awon olobe oshi, season never end they v been jubilating, besides, you are guys are just one point ahead of us o, check the table well before killing cow ..... awon oshisco, especially that MJ ehn, we will just send you back to Magodo, awa aiye ma ni? lol (God forbid)  .....

So, we lost 5-1? ehn, ko kanye naw, that stupid Sturridge be using us to dance awilo logomba? o ma lano ni, stupid boy, ode oshi.... and so i heard Wenger fell because of the defeat, he fell at the airport, why wont he fell, foolish arrogant man, buy players, he wont buy, by the time OTU coaches like Moyes begin to win Carling Cup ahead of you, your eyes go clear 

i dont even know why the guy is helping him up, he should be left with a broken toe self, 10 years injury, foolish man

And come to think of it, Manyoo9ted fans self are talking, mshewww, top teams are talking, yeye self dey talk, you better position yourself. 

Meanwhile, we are meeting United on Wednesday, so, i didnt even believe i could write anything today, i was so not myself but yeah i did, life goes on ... mind you @moji_aribs @haykinz and others, we will still win this league, believe me. 

#UPGUNNERS 

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BABA IJEBU! RENEW BAKARE'S CONTRACT, NOW!, KOSACKER COMBO WOW!

Good day ma peepo! Gradually people are beginning to read my blog, it's daily so, I'm just trying to ensure I write everyday, it's not easy racking ur brain thinking of what to write everyday, but because I love doing this, and my fingers won't stop typing (I hope it won't lead me to trouble one day), I know Chelsea fans will always say "that guy, i'll kill him one day, to be honest, I don't like your club, your shakara too much and I am angry that we are not always beating you. Abeggy joor, na only you? 

Anyway, I intend to start today with smiles so no Chelsick fan can put sand in my garri. Ok, like I said yesterday, congratulations on your success over Manchitty, it's a huge victory but like the yourbas will say, "Olorun ma je ka sise danu", meaning God won't let us work in vain, What's the essence of beating Manchitty and at the end of the day, you are still not gonna win the EPL? I am sure, they will "yimu" here now, we shall see na! O ma se yin bi film trick.

So, I didn't say a word about Manyoo9ted yesterday, to be honest, there is nothing new about them anymore, well, maybe the new thing there is that they lost 'AGAIN' and this time a record was broken as Stoke City never defeated them before and now they did it, seriously if ManU9ted fans are still talking about being in the Champions League next season, they need to have a serious rethink, be realistic for the first time. Everton and Tottenham Spurs won't give in easily, and for the top 4, this is how it's gonna be at the end of the season

1. Arsenal

2. Manchitty

3. Chekpe

4. Liverfool

5. Everton

6. Tottenhsh*t Spoors

Don't ask me where ManU9ted are gonna be, I care less as far as RIP still plays for that club.

To Arsenal fans, please o, is it true that Baba Ijebu is planning to bring Balotelli to Arsenal? I could actually fast because of this, it won't materialize, as good as he is, he is just gonna bring disharmony to the team, my opinion though, but at the other end, I wouldn't mind cos it will be so nice to see how he will grab Terry's balls if he tries to gbemu! But really, Wenger has got important decisions to make rather focusing on any transfer right now, I don't trust the guy again especially after sneaking into the market at 11:45pm to buy a player with toothache, when coaches like that arrogant Chelsea manager bought his own goods in the afternoon, Wenger chose to buy black market! Rubbish! 

The area I'm expecting him to focus on now should be Bacary Sagna's. The dude has few months to go in Arsenal, he is been given 60K weekly, that's just too small for such a player who has given it all for us, ii remember in 2008 when he turned down BIGGER team like Real Madrid and an AVERAGE team like Manchitty to stay with us, if he had joined, he would have won many trophies now with those teams considering the fact that he has not won anything here with us, although story is changing this season, Sagna deserves more than the rubbish offer they are tabling for him, what nonsense is that? Just so you know, Sagna has one of the finest ladies as his wife, I am following his wife, Ludivine Sagna @ludivinesagna on twitter and I know how pretty she is, you think it's easy to maintain such a lady? Talking about that, has anyone seen Wenger's wife before? Lool, OMG! I really wanna see the lady, sorry woman! He didn't spend during the transfer window, now to increase a key player's pay is an issue, Monsieur Wenger, je suis malade? Lol, consult your french dicco....

Talking about the defence, BFG, stand-in captain, Per Mertescatter has been talking about our defence which is unarguably the best so far in the premier league, Per Mertesacker and Laurent Koscielny a.k.a Kosacker have been arguably the Premier Leagues most potent defensive partnership this season. Hehehehehe, our 'Koyesin' is now 'Eyin Wa' 

The statistic speak for itself, since January 22, 2012 they’ve never lost a game together where they have completed a full ninety minutes. They have finished 31 matches alongside one another, winning 22 of them.

We have one of the meanest defences in the league, conceding just once in the last 11 home fixtures, even Chekpe couldn't score us at home! and the incredible stats has bewildered Mertescatter, the #BigFuckingGerman

" It the statistic] sounds not real for me. When I first heard it, it sounded very weird. It’s a good statistic but we have to build on that.

I think we have shown a lot of people who criticised us a lot over the last two-and-a-half years that we know each other much better now and that we complement each other well, so it looks like that’s a good partnership [with Koscielny].

But I wouldn’t say that’s only us or the two of us. I think when I speak about our centre backs I want to include always Thomas Vermaelen because he’s our captain and he’s always vital for everyone. He’s aware of situations, he gives us a boost, he came back from a heavy injury.

The boss will rotate in the next couple of months and it’s really important that we are all in good fitness and all in a good shape so we can continue our good form and good partnerships with the three of us"

Truly, I believe so much in that defence, Thomas on his own is a world class defender, it's just unfortunate he's finding it hard getting game time because of this amazing partnership of Martescatter and Koseyin, rotation could help him sneak his way back because we all know Koscielny can start his "touch" anytime and I must personally admit I missed Vermaelen's forward-going style of play, his aerial ability, the way he shoots the ball and could be deadly in free kicks too, so he's a class on his own and I hope we'll keep him, all he needs to do is to kidnap Martescatter or snatch his wife, then they'll fight at training, punch his balls and he'll need 2 months to glue his balls back, that 2 months is OK to get his place back in the team! #Shikena 

This record is awesome

Mertescatter spoke further about his partnership with Kolscieny 

"This case I would say we have different qualities. One is more mobile, one has more height. It fits absolutely well together because [these] days the centre backs are not just tall and just have to [deal with] long balls and to head these balls. I’ve played with many good centre backs with different qualities. But Laurent, he’s one of the quickest players I’ve ever played with, one of the most mobile players, and he anticipates well a lot of balls so he has real strengths to be a good partner. For me it’s easy to play alongside him. Hopefully he’s going to say that to you as well when he speaks about me! We both take advantages from each other so that is the main key [to our success] I think"

I must admit their combination has been superb, God knows how they will be communicating, English? Yeah right! 

Oh Okay, today is 5th Feb and meaning it's my brother's wife's birthday, Folakemi Odunsi, LLNP dear! #GunnersFamily #WeFrosh... okay follow @gr8akin on twitter and IG. Till tomorrow, have a gonnerous day ahead.