MOURINHO IS A CLASS, GERRAD'S NEW BOOTS, EPL TITLE NOT OPEN TO CHELSEA ....

I decided not to tweet yesterday during and after the Liverpool, Chelsea game at Anfield, the reason not far fetched, when i saw the line up of Chelsea and with all the mouth i've made earlier about how Liverpool are gonna whip Chelsea's ass, i had no choice than to zip ma mouth which i did during the game, although, Liverpool started brightly until Steven Gerrard decided to swap his boot and used the boot given to him as birthday gift from Roman Abarahamovic and mehn, its a wonderful boot but it just didnt work out for Steven Gee!

Nice gift from Abrahamovic to Gerrard, Unique boot

So, just like what everyone says, football aint mathematics and before you know, the race for the EPL title has now been blown open with Chelsea's victory over Liverpool, i must say i am really disappointed because i really wanted Liverpool to win and go ahead to widen the gap. Okay but looking at the highlight, what happened to Steven Gee and check out the second goal, that was a mockery on Liverpool, nice one for Torres, he didn't wanna score against his old club out of respect and decided to pass to Willian who eventually got the goal that nailed the coffin on Liverpool. Mourinho shouted on top oh his voice, what a coach, so entertaining a man.

Next time Steven, dont collect gifts from Abrahamovic

On Mourinho, like i said on twitter yesterday, as much as i dont really like him, well because of his talkativity, pardon that English, he talks too much, meddling in other teams' business and calling a old man like Wenger a failure, chei, a man old enough to be your uncle ... but aside that, give him to him tactically, he knows his onions, he always know what he wants and gets the results against the big teams, he came in with a plan and got the victory, that is a coach. He deserves three freaking gbozas! i know his fans will be smiling now, mshewwww, U will all cry on Wednesday, U go see.

Brendan Rodgers have been lamenting on Mourinho's tactics though,

"They parked two BRT buses, rather than one. From the first minute, they had more than 10 men behind the ball, we were the team trying to win but we just couldn't make the breakthrough"

What do you expect Bro Rodgers, for Mourinho to open his yansh for you to keep pouring in the goals? If you couldn't make the breakthrough, that is due to your tactics as a coach so why faulting another manager's tactics? Ogbeni, do your homework well joor.

The title is now for Manchester City to lose, they just need to win all their remaining three games and win the title, but can they? They have to face Everton, Aston Villa and West Ham. Everton will prove the toughest and considering the fact that are playing at home, they can do agidi and grab a draw and if they should get the draw and Liverpool wins its next two matches against Crystal palace and Newcastle United, then they will win it. This is why the EPL is the best in the world, you cant predict anything but i will stand on my prediction that Liverpool will still win the EPL. Chelsea? so because they won now, they feel they can win the EPL? OYO .... 

Mourinho, very funny character

Still on coaches, congratulations to Ryan Giggs for winning (well, its just Norwich na) his first game in charge, if you ask me, i will say those Man United players plotted against Moyes, see the way they played against Norwich and the way they've been playing against Moyes! Wicked boys .... 

Okay, the EPL team of the year has been announced and there is no single player of Arsenal in the line-up, haba! This is a team that were on top of the table for the whole of the first half of the season, do you think its easy to HELP other big boys holding on to the top before they come there, they have been good servants keeping that place before Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea took over, so for that, they should have been considered. Aaron Ramsey and Lauren Kolscieny especially deserved to be in the team, facing the fact, they should and where is Chelsea's Azpilicueta or whats his name, the dude tried this year too.

Congrats to the duo, they deserve it

                                                               EPL Team of the year:

                                            Petr Cech - Chelsea

                            Vincent Kompany - Manchester City           Garry Cahill - Chelsea

                                                                                                        

             Seamus Coleman - Everton                                           Luke Shaw - Southampton

 

                           Yaya Toure - Man City                   Steven Gerrard - Liverpool

          Adam Lallana - Sothampton                                             Eden Hazard - Chelsea

                                Daniel Sturridge - Liverpool        Luis Suarez - Liverpool

Now, that is the EPL team of the year and like i said, they all deserve to be there but really i would have loved to see Lauren Kolscieny and what do you think of Wayne Rooney? he should be in the EPL team of the year but i know how difficult it is, Daniel Sturridge has been wonderful this year too, scoring amazing goals and his partnership with Luis Suarez is out of this world!

For all the Chelsea fans rooting for Everton for the 4th place, congratulations to you all for they have done you proud, send a gift to Southampton for that. You have the same colour and you gave them Lukaku, so i understand your rooting, just the way i'll be rooting for Athletico Madrid on Wednesday.

Arsenal plays tonight against Newcastle United and they need to win to seal the 4th place tonight at the Emirates 

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Have a nice balling day and for tonight, #COYG!  

MO-MO-MOYES ..... VAN GAAL IN?, CECH'S INJURY WILL KILL CHEKPE

So according to BBC Sports, Sir Alex Ferguson is set to help in selecting the next manager of Manchester United, *sigh* ... is this not the same man that hand-picked David Moyes? is it that the board of Man U aint competent enough to pick the right man to lead the club? With all due respect to Sir Alex, he was a success at the helms of affairs while he was the manager, wining many laurels and all that and retired when the ovation was loud but he has retired and should leave the affairs of Man U to the board, well, except he is still part of the board and even if he is, is he the one to recommend the new coach? Well, thats their wahala, if they like, they can pick Amodu Shuaibu, ko kanye .... 

According to source, this is where Moyes found out about his sack ... too bad

People have been talking about Luis Van Gaal and i think he will be a perfect man for the job, they need an old man, that can yell at the referees and they'll turn penalties to free-kick, someone that can look into Mourinho's eyes and tell him "go and sit somewhere you this small arrogant boy", not a Moyes that will be scared of facing Mourinho. Lets face it, referees were always afraid of Ferguson then, we all tag them as PDP because of the favours they get from referees, its not like they are special but Ferguson's influence was all that that worked for them, who on earth knows Moyes? talo mo iyalaya e? Mshewww

The dude deserves an award for all the records broken

Yeah, Moyes had to go, he has broken many records in his 10 months at the Old Trafford, he turned Man U to a 'LOL' team, i remembered one of the Chelsea fans after the game against Liverpool at Old Trafford saying "LOL United 0 Liverpool 3', come on! that can not happen during Sir Alex's time, teams now play Man U without fear, imagine Everton getting 6 points from them, right from the beginning they got it all wrong, Ferguson picked the wrong man, everyone thought Mourinho will succeed Ferguson but i don't know, maybe because they are both Scots, why Moyes? Mshewwww, now he wanna pick another one .... i think Moyes will get another offer, to be fair to him, he is not a bad coach but Man U is just too big for him, its like giving a 16 year old a truck to drive, no matter how good you are, you wont be able to handle the pressure of handling such huge truck, Moyes wasnt the right man and he is still not, someone that hitherto not won a single trophy since he started his managerial whatever, now you want him to lead a world class team in Man U? come on! this is not Chelsea (yabbings will start) that any one like Villa Basket can come and lead, it is Man freaking United! So, get Van Gaal ..... #Gbam 

Ogbeni, Moyes is dead, dont mind them, he wasnt sacked, he died

So, goodluck to Ryan Giggs; meanwhile, Luis Van Gaal aint the only one that has been linked with the job, former assistant coach, Carlos Queroz has also been linked but i think Carlos is just too quiet to be the coach of Manchester United, they need another Alex Ferguson. And before i STFU on Man U issue, i understand that the shares of Man U rose by 6% immediately Moyes was sacked! Chei, wicked people! So, they hate the guy that much?

Okay, moving on, So Chelsea went to Spain yesterday and defended perfectly well against Athletico Madrid, Mourinho knows how to do that aha, i remember very well that game against Barcelona. It was a good result for Chelsea, but they should be aware that a goal by Athletico in England will dabaru everything o! They are not safe at all, intact, i still feel Athletico Madrid will edge out Chelsea especially as Petr Cech is out of the season now, who wanna keep? i pity them, and this is why the game against Liverpool will be a must watch for me, i must see it, the way Liverpool will spell Chelsea with goals hen? lool .... 

Can U imagine??? 9-1-0 formation

Lol, Mourinho!!!! How long is Terry gonna be out? Cech has been wonderful this season, he was their saviour, aside Ba, against Paris St Germain with superb saves and has been a key figure in the Chelsea team so i dont wanna hear the fans' excuse, they will conceed goals like kilode .... we shall see 

So, hoping to see a wonderful game tonight between Real Madrid and Bayern Munich, meanwhile, i was there when the bodyguards bounced Moyes out of Old Trafford .... i snapped it with my phone lol 

They didnt even allow him to pack his shoes

Okay, going for today, seeing you tomorrow .... hopefully 

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ADIEU MOYES, CHELSEA WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE OVER! HEHEHEEEE ...

Just last week, a very coded Chelsea fan, @afilmhead suggested that I opened this blog just to yabb Chelsea fans but I can categorically say that he is very wrong; I know most of my write ups have been about Chelsea fans and the club itself, not like I just decided to pick against them but their mouths too much! Kilode! I must say I am guilty of that anyway, I am so surrounded by blues fans and not just fans but fans that can talk, fumble and feel Mourinho is their mini-god, they just can annoy me with their boasting especially MJ (moji_arabs) and @Omoita, those two are pain in my black ass! 

Ok, but really, I am not a lover of Manchester United and that's why I always tag them 'WomanCHESTer United', I don't like VanPersie, yeah because he left my club, guess now you know my team, 'trophyless? Whatever! We are ending It this season, and of course I dislike Evra, he is so full of himself, always feeling like one small daddy on the pitch, and I used to dislike Rooney but mehn, except you are an enemy of progress, you can't help but love the talent of that young man! Wayne Marvellous Rooney! But really, kill Van Persie and Evra and i'll love ManU again, but doesn't mean i'll be a fan BUT Chelsea, oh God! I so HATE that club, I am their NO1 enemy, they can tag me hater or whatever, ko kanye but when they do well, of course i'll praise them, objectivity is part of my write up! 

Aiiit, so bottom placed Sunderland were to meet 'high-flying' Chekpe, sorry, Chelsea and they were already celebrating and walking the match over, to them it was already 3 points and we're already looking forward to the Liverpool game forgetting Sunderland. What sort of fans do that? Thats disrespectful to Sunderland naw, they felt it's 3 points and most of soccer fans too feel the same way and you can't blame 'US' especially as we know they won't give Liverpool a breathing space in the pursuit of the EPL, but this is England and not Spain where we know that Messi will score 6 goals against Mallorca or where we know Ronaldo will score 4 against Bilbao; Chelsea went to sleep, forgetting that was the same team that knocked them out of the Carling Cup, mshewww, immediately Sunderland won that game, I just called up Steven Gerrard to congratulate him on the EPL title. Don't beef me for having Gerrard's number naw! 

God really saved them that day, I wasn't online! They would have deleted their twitter accounts because of me or they would have blocked me cos I will YABB them die! Instead of facing their market, they will be rooting for Everton to beat Arsenal to 4th place, interfering in another team's wahala. Like I said few weeks ago, Chelsea will not win a stainless spoon this season, nothing for them.

Anyway, let's move ahead joor, honestly like any other soccer fan, I would have loved Everton to come to the Champions League but let's face it, if we should exclude Lukaku from this Everton side, sentiments aside, Everton won't be where they are today, so if they should go to the Champions League, they won't even get to the group stage! Experience matters a lot and Arsenal have been in the Champions League for the past 17 years, and that's what we talking about! Nice run by Everton but leave it to Arsenal, that's the only English team that can shakara Bayern Munich in Munich, Everton should stay in the Europa League biko.

To you Liverpool fans, I congratulated you after the victory against Manchester City because to me, that was the title decider, Liverpool won the league with that game and to my surprise Chelsea fans were doing calculation, thinking they will beat Liverpool and win the league! Chei! Those people! So full of themselves! Haba! They so much believe in their Hazard! E dey ur body!

So, once again, congratulations to Liverpool, they deserve it! And my prediction hasn't changed for the season:

Premier League : Liverpool

CarlingCup: ManChitty

ChampsLeague: Real Madrid

FA Cup: Arsenal (file fun!) I am so sure Chelsea fans will be wearing Hull City jersey that day while the hypocrites among them will say "let's just support them so they can at least win something after 9 years" awon alabosi 

Chelsea fans, if you like, go meet babalawo, Chewing gum, you will not win! Go and beg Crystal Palace, Aston Villa and Sunderland to give you the 3 Points, that's 9 phucking points and you'll topple Liverpool! Oh, by the way, UP GUNNERS! 

Oh, just before publishing this post, i heard the 'UNBREAKING" news that Moyes, as expected, has been sacked and will be replaced by Jose Mourinho ... hahahahahahaha ... Chelsea fans will just have heart attack lolz, well i'll write more on that tomorrow, but really Moyes had to go, i give no shii about WomanCHESTer United though but Moyes aint just the right man for that job, he should have stayed with Everton. More on that tomorrow 

goodbye people

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NIJA CHELSEA FANS, U WANNA PAY MOURINHO'S FINE? --- TITLE DECIDER THIS WEEKEND

A very good morning to you guys, yeah i know its been a while and maybe because i'm an Arsenal fan, i have been inconsistent, so accepted, and i am sorry for that, i have been traveling up and down meeting with Roman Abarahamovic, we have been discussing on the case of Eden Hazard's move to Arsenal, so, Arsenal will give Chelsea Giroud and Sanogo and in return they will give Arsenal Hazard, what a deal right? Perfect deal, thats my reason for been inconsistent like Arsenal.

So, before Chelsea fans kill me, like they've always wanted to, let me congratulate you guys for being in the semi final of the Champions League but note one thing, if you don't win that title, then you aint winning shii this season because you CAN NOT win the Premier League, i dont wanna know any special one you have, that cant happen at least for this season.

Liverpool have been wonderful this season and i must say, i would want them to win the league but its really gonna be difficult, Manchester City are gonna be very difficult to edge out but then the fixture this weekend will surely define the season, a victory on Sunday for Liverpool will see them 7 freaking points ahead of Manchester City and to be honest i am not bothered about Chelsea, they are just THERE even though their fans wont admit it.

The first leg at the Etihad ended in 2-1 in favour of Manchester City but Liverpool are now stronger and better and they score like they dont care, its gonna be a very interesting match and i wont be surprised if Chelsea fans pray for a draw, as they always do, they are 'OLOTES", they can laugh at other teams and wont face their own markets, i dont think they should be blamed though, their coach is also like that, that Mourinho dude! arghhhhhh. Well, i want Liverpool to win this game and go ahead to win the Premier League, they truly deserve it, no one gave them that chance especially as their top man, Vampire Suarez didnt play the first 7 matches or thereabout due to suspension after eating the sweet flesh of Branislav Ivanovic, yet the dude is closiing on 30 goals and leading Liverpool to glory. Let's see how it goes.

Okay, so some Chelsea fans have decided to pay Mourinho's fine of 8,000 pounds and when i heard that all i could say was "wow". A very good step and it will even make that talkative reduce his wahala, but i have been asking, is this not the time for our own Chelsea fans in Nigeria to trulky show themselves? With all their mouths, bla bla bla on twitter all the time, people like @haykinz @babatundeCASH @moji_aribs @OMOiTA ... plenty of them, its not all about mouth, show it! They defeated Paris t germain and they started celebrating like they,ve won the Champions League, they nearly run down my battery that night with pings, they bombarded my TL, painted my street blue, they can form!!!! Now, this is the time to be a real blue, donate out of the money, awon OLOBE especially that MJ, mouth too much!

Really, Arsenal fans, would we have done the same for Wenger? For where? say wetin happen? after sending so many people to hospital with High Blood Pressure, they should and pay one stupid fine again? Mshewww, Mourinho deserved it and thats why the fans are going extra mile to ensure they support him, they have been riding high on the EPL, even though they WONT win it, they have been wonderful in the Champions League, although they have reached their last bus stop, and they tried in the FA Cup but they had to be knocked out because Arsenal is there to win it *smiles* ... So, give it up to Mourinho, in case you wanna contribute to Mourinho's fine, just holla, i will send you the account number :)

So, the EPL resumes tomorrow and all eyes will definitely be at Anfield where Liverpool hosts Manchester City on Sunday but before then, the Almighty Arsenal will play Wigan Athletic tomorrow in the FA Cup semi final and ermmm, Arsenal is so inconsistent so you cant predict but i'll still give it to the Gunners, hopefully the police will arrest Giroud for raping this night so he wont get to play tomorrow. 

I am going joor, my Football Manager is waiting for me, and i am coaching Liverpool lol

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Oh, just before publishing this post, i saw the fixture of the semi final, Chelsea playing Athletico Madrid, hmmm, Chekpe fans, you are so OUT! it will do you like film trick