MOYES FACTOR CONTINUES, MATIC IS GONNA BE A CHELSICK

Leighton Baines is close to agreeing a new long-term deal to stay at Everton, says F U to Moyes

Former Toffees manager David Moyes twice failed in his efforts to take the 29-year-old England left-back with him to Manchester United last summer.

Now Everton are increasingly confident they will shortly be able to confirm Baines, who signed for £6m from Wigan in August 2007, has committed the rest of his top-flight career to the club.

It is thought the deal could be worth £75,000 per week to Baines. Now this is what I'm always talking about, how do expect him to go play for a coach like David Moyes? He is not Alex Ferguson neither is he Arsene Wenger or Jose 'lousy' Mourinho (Chelsick fans go kill me) .... aside that too, check the teams standing on the table, Everton is ahead of WomanCHESTer United and moving will represent backslide for him

Ref!!! please tell this dude to leave me alone abeg! na by force?

So, there is no doubt Moyes will be looking at other options and according to gossips, it seems he will be getting Real Madrid Portuguese defender, Fabio Contrerao. The guy will be willing to go to Old Trafford now as he is looking to get into the Portuguese World cup plane so a playing opportunity will help, so those are the kind of players who are willing to go to the club.

Now, time to talk about a team at the top, Chelsick, their fans i am so sure are tired of me, if only they can shoot me lool, i heard Nemanja matic is on his way to the Stamford Bridge , congratulations o, so where una put your eyes before na? Selling him and now bringing him back

Matic heading to Chelsea again

He is close to completing a move back to the club he left three years ago.

The Serb was valued at less than £5m in January 2011 when he left Stamford Bridge as a makeweight in the deal that saw defender David Luiz join Chelsea from Benfica.

Manager Jose Mourinho quickly identified the defensive midfielder as a key target on his return to Stamford Bridge and the club have no issue with re-signing a player they previously let go.

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CHANGE OF NAME, NOW FOR EVERYONE!

Good Morning *still yawning* my couzin opened my door while i was away and allowed multiple mosquitos into ma room, i had to do a royal rumble battle and made sure i killed the 4 invaders inside my room, i killed and buried them so they wont wake again and sing lullaby into my ears, chei! mosquitoes, they can form 2face mehn, they wanna impress me musically. They will be impressing the angels in heaven cos they are so dead now.

Okay, so i had to change the name of the blog and the idea as many of my friends keep saying they wont read because its all about Arsenal, Okay, what are you sensing there? Did U say jealousy? Well, i dont know but seems more like it hehehehehe, awon olobe, but really, i wanna be objective, talk about everyone, every team, praise and yabb them. All join mehn

So yesterday, Man City whitewashed West Ham 6-0? What is wrong with those man City players self? They think they can just be beating anybody anyhow? i knew they will beat West Ham but i wasnt expecting 5 goals but then i wasnt surprised, this is the team that scored 5 against Manyoo, 5 against Spurs and i hate to say this but 6 against Arsenal and yes, 4 against world champions, Bayern Munich! So, who tha heck is West Ham?, to me, i believe they've won the Capital One Cup already. if i were a West Ham player, i wont even bother to play the second leg.

Skippo! Ha! Iyalaya won! we are not smellos like Man U hehehehehe

I am still very sad about Theo Walcott's injury and i know Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City (do they have fans?) are celebrating right now, they can be doing so but what about WomanCHESTer United fans celebrating? Shuuu! When they should be covering their faces in shame, i hope we wont hear another story of a Man U fan in Kenya jumping in front of a train while Moyes is there in England earning his money, hehehhehehehe, awon olobe.  And yeah, did you hear what Chris Biggliing, sorry, Smalling did? smh, wearing a suicide bomber's costume, i don't blame him, when your team is losing and you have little or no hope of a trophy in a season, you ve gat to think of something else mehn, so big up to Chris Smalling hehehe. 

Please, abeg, i need to go back HOME

Now, lets talk abou the reigning team, wthether you like it or not, Arsenal still topping so we gats talk about them, Its a very good news as Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is back, just at the right time when Arsenal lost Theo. Alex wont only be a good news to Arsenal but also to England, he was part of the English national team before his injury, he has been training with the first team ahead of the leaders' away trip at Villa Park on Monday.

Yaay! i'm back!!! please, where is manyoo on the table?

I am expecting Man U fans to kill me when i am going home today and yeah i am a Gunner, a very proud one. Lets meet taro pls.

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WOMANCHESTER LOST AGAIN, BUAHAHAHAHA!, TOTTENSH*T GONE, NEXT?

Heheheheheheheeeee .... why am i laughing? Ok, i heard Swansea City advanced to the next round of the FA Cup, i don't think i'm interested in the team they defeated, i don't like talking about losers! So, lets talk about winners! And yeah, we defeated our bitter rivals, Tottensh*t Spurs WITHOUT a definite striker!!!! 

Okay, i am so happy we have moved to the next round and defeating Spurs made it extra wonderful and to crown it all, WomanCHESTer United lost to compound their continuous woes, who cares though? So, we have been given Coventry City as our next opponent, i hope we'll continue winning till we lift the trophy especially as Manchitty is not ready to give us any breathing space in the premier League, we just must win a trophy this season, enough is enough.

So, on the game itself, i couldn't watch it because i did FAIR PLAY by checking mama Chekpe @moji_aribs who was in the clinic, she was sick and according to the doctor, "She suffered from Aresnalimaniac", thats a kind of illness caused by too much thinking about Arsenal topping the table while your own team is following LOOL (i'm dead) ... get well soon and stop hating on us!

So, nice move by young Serge Gnarby which was excellently finished by Santi Cazorla and Tomas Rosicky did well in scoring the second goal, and i keep doubtingthe guy's age, is he really 33? he is playing like a 20 year old, reminds of our own Yakubu Aiyegbeni, i am sure he's still 25 and he is older than Rosicky! Chei. 

Cazorla scores the first goal

So, when next we play our next fixture of the FA Cup, i am gonna be asking my Manyoo friends who they will be playing with, whthetr they will be able to provide answers, thats for them to know.

So, thats done and dusted, i think whats paramount right now is the need for a striker and with another injury to Theo Walcott, who is expected to be out for around a month or so, we now need a forward very badly and i am sure Wenger know, so anyone will do, i wont even mind Yakubu Aiyegbeni right now, even Brown Ideye! heheheheeeeee

I gats go now, i resumed work for the year today though so less talk! Have a gunnerous day people! Meanwhile, dont forget to laugh at WomanCHESTer United fans today! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! awon olobe oshi! 

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TOTTENSH*T TODAY, WENGER A. STRIKER PLZ, BIKO!

Good morning people, it's a brand new day and a FA Cup day as well as we look forward to that fierce battle with our lousy neighbour, Tottens*ht Spurs! Yeah, and to tell you the truth, they are in a very good form now beating WomanCHESTer United recently inside the NewTrafford! But mehn, this is ARSENAL!

So, looking at the build up to the game, Olivier Giroud is still out  to Jedijedi due to too much intake of sugarcane and Lord Bendtner is also out for around wait for it, TWO MONTHS!, if you ask me, i'll say God is a Gunner, if these two were fit, Wenger won't be talking about bringing in a striker, he prefers Giroud's stupidity on the pitch, i've always thought he's dating Giroud's elder sister! That man!

So, we are set to welcome a new striker into the team, and we look at names available, yesterday I was saying I don't like Berbatov, but really, I won't mind him now as I don't think Athletico Madrid will be willing to let go of Diego Costa especially in January, I doubt it. And now that Wenger has finally admitted we need a striker but he's just been careful on who he wanna buy which I believe is right. Long term or someone to fill in for Giroud and Lord Bendtner?

“Is it for short term or a stop-gap? Ideally, you want a longer solution. But a longer solution looks much more difficult to find in January than a short gap.

“You can find a solution somewhere – a club that has financial trouble and wants to get rid of a big contract for five or six months.

“But to find in January exactly the player who will be tomorrow’s star on the longer term is much more difficult?”

I think a long term will be perfect, do all you can and bring in Costa, if not go to Chelsea and borrow Torres, we can borrow Manchitty's Jovetic, WomanCHESTer's Chicarito or simply bring in Campbell from his loan spell at Olympiakos. We've got choices, we've got the money, we've got the POSITION and we've got the swag and reputation, so any player that doesn't wanna play for ARSENAL is a low level player mehn!!!! 

I know Chekpe fans will be yabbing me right now, 'DURR', we are on top, sitting like ALAGA IBILE on the throne! Hehehehehe! E pain them!

So, my GOONERS, let's hope to beat Tottensh*t Spurs today and move on in the FA Cup, all the best. I'm still waiting for the ladlady's daughter to bring rice to our flat naw, introduction thinz, we'll sha eat! I've even left the door open so they won't say the door is locked! I ve even brushed since 6am! I'm so waiting!

Have a Gonnerous day people! Much Love.

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BERBA-WHAT!

So a frustrated Womanchester United fan gave me the big middle finger yesterday saying I was making fun of his team after the lost at New Trafford to Tottensh*t Spurs, well, he just bought himself the bigger one! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, think that's enough, oh, did I say new, sorry, Old, very Old Trafford! Mshewwww. Abeggy, it's too early to be talking about losers!

Ok, so we are in the transfer period and as usual, we are always linked with a whole lot of strikers. Remember how we were linked with Higuain, Suarez, Benzema and even Wayne Rooney! Higuain decided to go cry with Napoli, Benzema said no I still wanna be learning under Ronaldo; Rooney said he was tired of winning trophies so no need to come and WIN at Arsenal, which is what we are seeing right now and for Suarez, it's not his fault, Liverpool did all they can and even had to visit the juju men, they glued him to Anfield and even asked him to sign a new contract, aye nse bobo yen mehn! So, this is why I'm not gonna expect anything from Ogbeni Wenger this January in terms of signing a striker.

I know it sounds weird but I think Giroud's injury is a blessing to us, but when Nicolas scored that important goal against Cardif City, I thought Wenger has finally seen an excuse not to buy a striker. As always, we have been HEAVILY linked with Diego Costa, a striker I love so much but it just reminds me of Arsenal tradition, we get linked with player but they end up going to Chelsea! Remember Mata and Hazard? At a point we heard Mata was drinking garri and fried fish with Wenger in.his house, Hazard just passed medical bla bla bla, that is what Wenger has turned Arsenal to!

So, Dimitar Berbatov? Hmmmm, I have been playing Football Manager so much and when I play, any player above 30 ain't gonna be in my plan again except such player is extra-ordinarily good, maybe that's why i've been thinking Berbatov ain't our priority, we or rather I need a player like Diego Costa!!! Wenger, what tha heck you thinking! Berba-what!!!!

Let's hope he'll do something before January ends mehn! With a clinical striker, i'll say 'bring on Manchitty'!!!!! #COYG #Arsenal!!!!


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LORD BENDTNER! 3 POINTS, STILL ON TOP, THEIR FATHER!!!

Ok, so for the very first time being an Arsenal fan, I was almost giving up on the team yesterday after a lackluster performance against a very stubborn and Manchester City-bribed Cardiff City. I thought yeah, it's over and one thing came to my mind, a Chelsea fan had earlier on twitter said "At the end of today, Arsenal will be 4th on the table", when he said that, I replied him and he said, we shall see at the end of today, "are we truly gonna see that?"

I wasn't able to watch the 2nd half as I went out to fill the gas, I was cooking when the gas finished, the first half performance self didn't inspire me to wanna see the second half, so I drove out to fill the gas, monitoring on twitter, seeing people like @omoita and @haykinz making fun of Arsenal while Chelsea were 2 goals up, I was angry, even the boy filling the gas could see it, at a point I told him "Ogbeni, hurry up now, what phuckin gas are U filling for over 40 mins na!"... that's the passion of being a true Arsenal fan!. And just when I saw Charles Anazodo's tweet saying "I thought they say Arsenal always beat the smaller team", I was gonna reply him when I heard GOAL across the street, I refreshed livescore.com and still 0-0, guess since its fresh they haven't refreshed it, so I chilled and thought "Oh, those stupid Southampton just allowed Chelsea scored another goal", I went to twitter to see their usual boasting but ALAS, I saw LORD BENDTNER has scored in the 88th minute!!!! Wow!!!! I jumped up and the gas boy looked at me and said "Oga, hope you are OK? The gas remain small o, e never full", I just winked at him, "don't worry boy" , victory is always sweet o!

And just wen I was boasting as if I was watching, Theo Walcott doubled the lead and at that point, I just called a mallam selling Sugarcane and chilled with it, the job has been done, we are back on the top so I went on twitter boasting and yabbing Chelsea fans as if we've won the league, I love looking for their troubles, so they also defeated Easthampton? North or Westampthon? Sorry, Southampton by 3-0? Congratulations but you are still and will always remain behind Arsenal till the season ends! Quote me!

So, we all as Arsenal fans don't like Bendtner, I used to like him, his physique and swag mehn! I fell in love with him when he scored that cracking goal against Tottenham, can't remember the year now but he had to rose so high to nod home the ball, Nicky!!! What a strike! He risked his leg in scoring that goal yesterday too and seriously, the guy is still good, we can keep him till when we buy Falcao or Rashidi Yekini *runs*

Yeah mehn, we did it

So, done and dusted, we have 3 Phucking points and another clean sheet, we still topping the EPL Table but what made yesterday more lovely was the fact that Womanchester United lost to Tottensh*t Spurs, hehehehehehehe, and we all laughed at United, they are far behind the Gunners, to be fair though, I thought they got a penalty call and that ball punched by Lloris deserved a Red Card, even though his body was in the box, his arms were outside! Howard Webb! Hmmm, old age! Anyway, what's my own? Ko kan aiye mehn!!!!

So, my lovely gooners! Have a lovely day ahead and HAPPY NEW YEAR

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